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[narrator] <i>Once upon a time,
there was a baker from Chicago.</i>

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Merry Christmas.

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[narrator]<i> That's me, Stacy,</i>

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<i>who looks just like Margaret,
the duchess of Montenaro.</i>

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<i>Stacy, me again, married
the handsome Prince Edward at Christmas,</i>

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<i>while Margaret married
my adorable best friend Kevin</i>

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<i>right before she was crowned
queen of Montenaro,</i>

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<i>which almost didn't happen,</i>

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<i>because her cousin Fiona,
who looks like both of us</i>

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<i>and is so over-the-top...</i>

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Maggie Moo!

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[Stacy] <i>...impersonated her
in an attempt to steal the throne.</i>

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<i>Luckily, Fiona was caught and sentenced
to many years of community service.</i>

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<i>I thought she should go to jail,
but Margaret says she's family.</i>

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[chuckles] <i>Could Christmas get
any more eventful?</i>

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<i>- Well, maybe.</i>
- [sirens wail]

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<i>Because this year, I'm cochairing</i>

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<i>an international Christmas festival
with Margaret,</i>

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<i>who's just about my best friend
in the world.</i>

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- [triumphant music plays]
- [crowd cheers]

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<i>And to commemorate the occasion,</i>

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<i>the Vatican has loaned us
the Star of Peace,</i>

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<i>a priceless relic that once belonged
to Saint Nicholas himself.</i>

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[sirens wail]

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<i>The Star will be kept under guard
until it goes on top of a ginormous tree</i>

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<i>at our tree-lighting ceremony
on Christmas Eve.</i>

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[crowd cheers]

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<i>Oh, and that's Cardinal Amoah,
the special emissary from the Vatican.</i>

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<i>Oh, this is so huge!</i>

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Can you believe this?

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It's incredible.

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I feel like we're making history.

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Because you <i>are</i> making history.

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[chuckles]

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- [triumphant music continues]
- [exhales]

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[triumphant music intensifies]

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[exhales]

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[triumphant music stops]

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Your Royal Majesty, Your Highness,

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I present to you the Star of Peace.

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- [triumphant music plays]
- [crowd cheers]

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[triumphant music ends]

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[calm music plays]

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No one's getting paid a dime.
It all goes to charity.

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Yes, we had a cancellation,

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so there's one final audition
to fill the spot in the program.

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[Kevin] Okay. Bye.

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Stacy and I are handling
the details ourselves, so we'll be there.

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All right, thank you for checking. Bye.

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[exhales] That's the last call
I'm taking tonight.

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Me too.

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- [chuckles]
- [tablet rings]

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Oh, except for this one. Hey, Liv!

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<i>- Merry Christmas!</i>
- Merry Christmas.

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Mm, we miss you, darling. How were exams?

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[Olivia] <i>A major pain.</i>

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<i>I love the ballet academy,
don't get me wrong,</i>

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<i>but they make you work really hard
on the school part.</i>

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Oh, it's nothing you can't handle.

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Are you on your way to the airport?

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<i>That's why I called.
JFK's closed because of the weather.</i>

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<i>The chaperone says
we might leave from Bradley.</i>

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Oh. Well, keep us posted.

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I love you.

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<i>I love you more.</i>

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- [call disconnected]
- [Kevin sighs]

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I'll sleep better once I know she's here.

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Yeah. You and me both.

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[chuckles]

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Come here.

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[Edward]<i> Very good, Your Majesty.</i>

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Margaret and I love working together.
Yeah, I'm sure we'll do it again.

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It's just right now
we kinda have our hands full.

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We would love to see the corgis as well.

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- Absolutely. You can quote me.
- Yes. And a very Merry Christmas to you.

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- Thank you so much. Bye.
- [Edward] Cheers.

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Well, that makes 11 ambassadors,

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nine prime ministers,
seven kings, four queens,

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an entire delegation from Penglia...

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And a partridge in a pear tree?

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- [sighs] Something like that.
- [Stacy laughs]

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[exhales]

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I'm so glad I have you to help me
with all this crazy last-minute stuff.

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We make a great team, don't we?
Just like your dear old Chicago Red Sox.

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It's White Sox.

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Yes, them as well. All the socks.

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[both chuckle]

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[choir]<i> ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And a Happy New Year ♪</i>

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- Oh, bravo!
- Fabulous.

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- Thank you very much.
- This way please, ladies and gentlemen.

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Maybe we put them after the yodeler?

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Do we really need a yodeler?

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Well, we don't want to offend
the Swiss ambassador.

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We don't want to offend anyone.

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[clicks tongue] Yeah.

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I'm terribly sorry to interrupt,
Your Majesty, but we have,

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well, a bit of a situation.

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This is Inspector Moretti,
superintendent of police.

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The police? Well, that sounds serious.

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I'm afraid it is, Your Majesty.

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[tense music plays]

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[indistinct police radio chatter]

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[tense music intensifies]

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[Stacy] The Star of Peace is gone.

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[exhales] This can't be happening.

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Isn't the museum vault
under guard around the clock?

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The guards were drugged.

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We found traces of chloromethazine
in the ventilation system

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that services the security office.

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Surely there's surveillance footage.

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The thieves wiped the hard drives clean.

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Whoever did this came prepared.

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We've notified Interpol,
but with no forensic evidence,

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we've very little to go on.

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Just please promise us you'll get it back
in time for the ceremony.

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I'm afraid that would be
a piecrust promise.

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Easily made, easily broken.

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Oh dear!

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We'd like to keep
the investigation confidential

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until we know more.

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Well, shall we notify the cardinal?

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Since it's possible the breach came
from within Vatican security,

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Interpol has asked us to hold off
until we rule them out.

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Just know we're doing everything we can.

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Well, thank you, Inspector.

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[sighs] The relic of Saint Nicholas.

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I mean, this is an international scandal
of epic proportions.

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[Kevin] Let's just try to stay calm, okay?

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Yes, of course. [clears throat]

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Keep calm.

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- I sympathize with you completely.
- [sighs] Thank you.

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But when the crown jewels
of Belgravia were stolen,

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oh, my grandfather, the king,
was nearly deposed.

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- [sighs]
- Not helping.

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But the jewels were eventually recovered.

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- Well, bits and pieces.
- Ah.

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A ruby here, a sapphire there,
a diamond, you know.

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Dude. Come on.

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There must be something we can do.

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- [exhales]
- The police are handling it.

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They have no clues and no leads.

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Wait. If the police don't have any leads,

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then it's up to us to come up
with something they haven't thought of.

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Like what?

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Well, what we need

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is someone with information
that the police don't have.

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Someone with connections
to the black market,

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and it wouldn't hurt
if they were just a little bit crooked.

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A little crooked?

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[exhales]

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Yes, indeed.

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We need a person
who actually thinks like a criminal,

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who has a history
of never considering consequences,

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and has absolutely no fear
of breaking the rules.

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- If only we knew someone like that.
- [both] Fiona.

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[bell dings]

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If anyone knows the unseemly side
of things, it's my cousin.

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[scoffs] I should know.

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I'm sorry. Let me get this straight.

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You want to employ the woman
who, with the help of her cohorts,

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masqueraded as you in an attempt
to take over the country?

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Didn't she go to jail?

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Fiona's serving a sentence
of community service

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at St. Michael's Convent.

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I was actually thinking of inviting her
for Christmas before any of this happened.

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You were?

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I've always felt sorry for her,

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growing up in boarding schools
with no one to look after her.

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I think this past year
at the convent's done her some good.

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Not that much good.

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Look, it's not like I trust Fiona,

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but I mean, St. Michael's
is less than an hour away,

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and the police are stumped.

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It would be unconscionable
to sit here and do nothing.

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What have we got to lose?

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You know, anything and everything
that isn't nailed down, but... [sighs]

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...I can't think of any other ideas, so...

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Kev?

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[sighs] I'll start nailing things down.

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[adventurous music plays]

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[adventurous music ends]

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[nun] You missed a spot.

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Where?

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[nun] The library.

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You know, the place with the books.

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[scoffs] It's time for my break.

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[nun] Need I remind you, Fiona Pembroke,

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that you still owe 1,242 hours

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- of community service?
- [watch beeps]

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Oh, 1,241.

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[nun] Be that as it may,

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Mother Superior wants to see you
in her office.

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Now!

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[Fiona hisses]

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Savage.

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[mischievous music plays]

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The sisters and I are absolutely thrilled

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Ms. Pembroke will be spending
Christmas with you.

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She's the only family I have left.

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Well, and her mother,
but I haven't seen my aunt in years.

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I do hope Fiona hasn't been
too much trouble.

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[chuckles]

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We are all God's children,
my dear. [chuckles]

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[door opens]

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[gasps]

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Maggie Moo!

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Oh!

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[giggles]

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Oh!

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What a scrumptious surprise.

214
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Oh, you're looking well.

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What brings you
to my private little corner of purgatory?

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[chuckles]

217
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I thought it might be pleasant
for us to have the holidays together.

218
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Oh. Will I be mopping or dusting?

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[chuckles] You'll be our guest.

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[Mother Superior]
After, uh, prayerful consideration,

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I've told Her Majesty I could allow
a discrete bending of the rules,

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seeing as it's Christmas.

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As long as you promise to return
by December 26th.

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There's a hearing
of the disciplinary committee

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for which you must be present.

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We absolutely promise
to have her back in time, Mother Superior.

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You have my word.

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[inhales] Well, in that case,

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Ms. Pembroke is free
to spend the holidays at the palace.

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Sounds like a gas.

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[sultry music plays]

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Thank you, Inspector.

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Yeah, keep us posted.

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Anything?

235
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They thought they had a lead,
but it didn't pan out.

236
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[exhales] We could certainly use
some good news right about now.

237
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No worries, royal six-pack.
Good news has arrived.

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Special delivery.

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- Handle with care.
- [Fiona] Hm.

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[sighs]

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[Fiona chuckles]

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Mm.

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[jazz music plays]

244
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:25,291
[Stacy] Um, Reggie and Mindy?

245
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:26,541
You gotta be kidding me.

246
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:31,250
Fiona agreed to help us,
but she said she needed her squad.

247
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,416
- Weren't they in jail as well?
- [scoffs]

248
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:37,791
They were, but I, uh, pulled
a few strings. [chuckles]

249
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:39,500
Well, it's good to be queen.

250
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:40,916
[glasses clink]

251
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:41,833
[sighs]

252
00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:44,708
How's my fave cuzzie-in-law?

253
00:12:44,791 --> 00:12:46,250
Fine, I guess.

254
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:51,250
I hope you ain't still sore
over our little mix-up last Christmas.

255
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,916
- Mix-up?
- [Reggie] Yeah.

256
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:53,875
You kidnapped me!

257
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:56,416
Okay. Still sore.

258
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,708
Spicy.

259
00:12:57,791 --> 00:13:01,250
Why don't I have
Mrs. Donatelli show you your rooms?

260
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,916
This way. Please.

261
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,375
[sultry music plays]

262
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,125
Meow.

263
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,541
Right, yes, uh,

264
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,166
meow to you as well.

265
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:13,833
[purrs]

266
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,125
- No respect.
- [mouths] No.

267
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,958
None. Cool.

268
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,750
[birds chirping]

269
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,250
Am I late for brekkie?

270
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:28,791
Only by an hour... or three.

271
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,958
No worries. I couldn't eat a thing.

272
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,250
Hey!

273
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,916
But I do have news.
I've been in touch with an associate

274
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000
who should be able
to help us find our missing treasure.

275
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,916
[Margaret] Does this associate
have a name?

276
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,041
I'd rather not say until he's on board,
but trust me, he's the GOAT.

277
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:49,166
Sorry, he's... he's a goat?

278
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,583
"Greatest of all time," babe.
It's like a sports thing.

279
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,333
I knew that. I... I knew that.

280
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,708
[Mindy] I bet it's that count
from Barcelona.

281
00:13:57,791 --> 00:14:00,250
[Reggie] Nah, he's a squirrelly one.

282
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,375
Never looks you square in the eye.

283
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:04,291
He's got a glass eye, idiot.

284
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,083
Oh.

285
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,958
[inhales] I'll need to borrow a car,

286
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,583
and preferably a 'rari
that matches my Manolos.

287
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:12,541
Don't worry.
Frank will be happy to drive you.

288
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,708
Don't you trust me, royal boo?

289
00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:16,208
[Stacy] Hell no.

290
00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:18,375
And Bonnie and Clyde
are staying right here

291
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,166
just to make sure you come back.

292
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,958
- [scoffs]
- Here? What are we supposed to do all day?

293
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:25,875
Perhaps you could start
by, uh, returning the silver.

294
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:28,791
Reggie!

295
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:30,583
What?

296
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,416
[sighs] Dear.

297
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:35,458
[uplifting instrumental music plays]

298
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:57,041
[uplifting instrumental music intensifies]

299
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:02,791
[uplifting instrumental music ends]

300
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,416
Right. Okay. Now look, I don't wish
to be impertinent, Your Ladyship,

301
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,625
but if you're not out in 20 minutes,

302
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:14,833
I have strict orders
to come in there and fetch.

303
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,000
- Mm.
- [tense music plays]

304
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,208
Bossy.

305
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,250
[Frank] Hm.

306
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,791
Remember! Twenty minutes!

307
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,875
[door creaks]

308
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:29,708
[exhales]

309
00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:31,791
[tense music continues]

310
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,208
[door closes]

311
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,291
You haven't lost your touch.

312
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,166
[tense music ends]

313
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,250
Some say.

314
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,750
You're looking well, Peter.

315
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,750
You too, Pemmie.

316
00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:52,791
It's Pembroke.

317
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:54,625
You'll always be Pemmie to me.

318
00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:55,708
[scoffs]

319
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,666
So, how long has it been

320
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,166
since you walked out on me
that spring night in Barbados?

321
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,416
Oh, please.

322
00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:07,875
We were always better as friends.
Everything else was a complication.

323
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,791
[bottles clink]

324
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,666
That's an interesting word for it.

325
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,541
[Fiona exhales]

326
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,750
I heard from Bianca the other day.

327
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:20,541
Mummy's always had a soft spot for you
since we were in nappies.

328
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,291
She says you won't return her calls.

329
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,958
I have nothing to say.

330
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,583
[Peter] Oh, come on, Pemmie.

331
00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:27,666
It's Christmas.

332
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,666
Give the old girl a break.

333
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:34,791
If I remember,
you weren't speaking to your father.

334
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:37,250
No. I wasn't.

335
00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:42,083
But I saw him last Christmas,
two days before he passed.

336
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,458
And I'm very glad I did.

337
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,291
Well, now that we've limped
down memory lane,

338
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,500
can we talk business?

339
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,333
The Star of Peace.

340
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,250
You want my help getting it back.

341
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:01,833
Question is,
why is it so important to you?

342
00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,708
[Fiona] Well, it's important to my cuzzie.

343
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:08,291
I treated her... [sighs]...unkindly,

344
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:11,583
so I thought I'd make it up to her.

345
00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:14,250
[chuckles] Yes, I heard
about your little escapade.

346
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:22,125
So, will you help
despite our colorful past?

347
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:24,916
You know the answer to that.

348
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,291
[tense music plays]

349
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:30,166
No matter what, no matter where?

350
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:36,458
Let me show you
what I've dug up. [chuckles softly]

351
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:42,666
[dramatic music plays]

352
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,416
- Are you coming?
- Mm.

353
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,833
[computer beeping]

354
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:56,625
<i>Et voilà</i>! The Interpol case file.

355
00:17:57,208 --> 00:18:00,000
Interpol? I thought you left them.

356
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,723
That doesn't mean I've forgotten
how to get around their firewalls.

357
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,708
- Oh.
- According to this report,

358
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,666
there are no suspects in the theft,

359
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,166
but the interesting bit

360
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,458
is that chloromethazine was used
to drug the guards.

361
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:15,666
Why on earth is that interesting?

362
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,625
Interpol is utterly convinced

363
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:20,875
that the black-market supply
is limited to an Asian distributor.

364
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:22,375
And it is,

365
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:27,541
except for one disreputable pharmacist
in Geneva,

366
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,208
who runs an after-hours operation

367
00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:31,833
out of the back of his warehouse
on Place du Port.

368
00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:33,500
[inhales] Now, lucky for us,

369
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,583
there are security cameras
all along the riverbank.

370
00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:39,958
I searched through the last three days
of footage and came up with this.

371
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,333
[computer whirs]

372
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:43,625
[tense music plays]

373
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,458
[computer beeps]

374
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:48,625
[computer beeps]

375
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,583
[computer beeps, whirs]

376
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:53,041
That's Itai Krauss.

377
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,708
Do I know him?

378
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,333
Indirectly.

379
00:18:56,416 --> 00:18:58,333
He works for an old friend of yours.

380
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:02,416
- [computer beeps]
- Hunter Cunard,

381
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,583
the billionaire hotel tycoon.

382
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:09,416
Why would a hotel tycoon steal
the Star of Peace?

383
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,750
It's a little-known fact
that Hunter's secret obsession

384
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,500
is collecting precious items
that aren't for sale.

385
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:21,250
Paintings, antiquities, jewels.
He loves an impossible challenge.

386
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,541
You've been an invaluable help,
Mr. Maxwell.

387
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:27,208
I'm certain the police will be grateful
for the information.

388
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,666
Maggie, don't be silly.
You can't go to the police.

389
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:31,750
Why not?

390
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,500
Hunter has friends everywhere.

391
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,375
One wrong word to the wrong person,
and the Star disappears forever.

392
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,291
[scoffs] So, what do we do?

393
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:41,041
The only thing you can do.

394
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,583
You steal it back.

395
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,146
- [mischievous music plays]
- [scoffs]

396
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:47,666
How?

397
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:52,375
Every Christmas, Hunter hosts
an exclusive soiree at his estate.

398
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,791
It happens to be this Saturday night.

399
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,625
[sighs] Well, I assume
security will be tight as a drum.

400
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:58,875
- Oh.
- [Peter] It will be,

401
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:01,333
but there'll also be
people coming and going,

402
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:05,666
caterers, florists, guests,
which affords us the perfect opportunity.

403
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:09,000
All we have to do
is make sure Hunter is occupied,

404
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:13,458
and lucky for us,
he used to be quite enamored of Fiona.

405
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:17,333
Oh! So, uh, this bad boy
had a thing for you, huh?

406
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,416
Oh, we had a bit of a steamy. [chuckles]

407
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,791
But he wasn't my type.

408
00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:25,833
So, when was the last time
you spoke to this Mr. Cunard?

409
00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:29,083
[scoffs] A few years ago.
We both moved on.

410
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,541
If it's been years,

411
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,333
how are you gonna get invited
to the party?

412
00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:35,458
Hunter walks his dog
through the park behind the library

413
00:20:35,541 --> 00:20:38,375
every morning at 8:00 a.m., rain or shine.

414
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:41,583
Fiona will do the same.

415
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:46,000
I'm certain once they coincidentally run
into each other,

416
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:48,000
she can charm an invitation out of him.

417
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,083
Where is she gonna get a dog?

418
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,291
Hm, I can pinch her a pooch.

419
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:56,208
Forgive me, but aren't you
the Peter Maxwell who worked for Interpol

420
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:59,958
and was, well, charged
with a rather large-scale diamond theft?

421
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,375
[tense music plays]

422
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:07,333
The charges were dismissed,
but the incident tarnished my reputation,

423
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:10,125
so I resigned
and started my own private security firm,

424
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,541
which has proven quite lucrative.

425
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,291
Mm-hmm. So what's your finder's fee?

426
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,333
- There is no fee.
- Why not?

427
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:19,666
Let's just say...

428
00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:23,083
I have my reasons.

429
00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:28,416
[tense music ends]

430
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,500
[dog pants]

431
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:34,958
[exhales] This isn't a dog.
It's bloody Big Foot.

432
00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:38,958
Pugsley's a pussycat.
You just don't know how to handle him.

433
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:41,458
[Fiona scoffs] I know
how I'm going to handle you

434
00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:42,791
if I break a heel.

435
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:46,875
If I can have your attention...

436
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:48,625
[on comm]...<i>Hunter's just arrived.</i>

437
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,642
- [Fiona] Location?
- [Peter]<i> He's headed your way.</i>

438
00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:52,291
- [dog sniffs]
- [Fiona grunts]

439
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:53,666
[groans]

440
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,583
Oh, he's lush.

441
00:21:56,666 --> 00:21:58,625
[Peter] <i>You'll intersect his path
in 100 yards.</i>

442
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,375
Would you please get your nose
out of that bush?

443
00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:03,666
[Mindy] He just passed the latte stand.

444
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,041
Ugh, what seems to be your problem?

445
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:07,708
I don't have a problem.

446
00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,458
Not you.

447
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,958
- [squirrel squeaks]
- [dog barks]

448
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,750
- No. No.
- Pugsley!

449
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,500
Stop this at once!
Naughty dog. Bad dog. Stop!

450
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,250
Dog! [gasps] Oh no.

451
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:21,875
[grunts]

452
00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:23,541
[groans]

453
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,083
Wretched.

454
00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:27,125
My nail!

455
00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:29,750
- [chuckles]
- [Fiona] I've broken a nail!

456
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:30,875
[Reggie laughs]

457
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:34,541
- Where'd you get it from, a horse ranch?
- Would you watch what you're saying?

458
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,250
You couldn't have got us a toy poodle?

459
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:38,833
Oh, because poodles grow on trees.

460
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:41,791
Did she say poodles grew on trees, genius?

461
00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:44,458
Oh, look, it's a poodle tree.

462
00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:47,625
[gasps] Let's pick us a white one,
shall we?

463
00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:48,708
[Peter whistles]

464
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:52,000
- Can we talk about plan B?
- Thank God there's a plan B.

465
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,625
Peter always has a plan B.

466
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:55,791
[Peter] Hunter's newest boutique hotel

467
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,708
is unveiling
its Christmas decorations tonight.

468
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:01,708
He's planning a walk-through at four.

469
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:05,041
It might be a bit difficult
to get his attention,

470
00:23:05,791 --> 00:23:07,791
but I'm sure
you'll be up to the challenge...

471
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:10,416
- [scoffs]
- ...once you freshen up a bit.

472
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,958
Excuse you.

473
00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:14,583
Messy becomes you, Pemmie,
but it's a bit overdone.

474
00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:15,750
[scoffs]

475
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,583
Here.

476
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:20,666
[romantic music plays]

477
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,125
I hate to interrupt,

478
00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:34,958
but if we're gonna get there by four,
we better get on with it.

479
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:37,083
Yeah, just give me 20 minutes
to moisturize.

480
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,750
You two aren't going anywhere.

481
00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:39,666
- What?
- What?

482
00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:43,625
Do not ask me to explain why
after what just happened.

483
00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,833
- But I didn't do anything wrong!
- Zzzt.

484
00:23:45,916 --> 00:23:46,916
Zzt.

485
00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:48,458
[exhales]

486
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,125
[Mindy] Now she's mad at me!

487
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,392
- [Reggie] That's not my fault.
- [Mindy] Of course it is.

488
00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:54,976
- [Reggie] No, it's not.
- [Mindy] It is.

489
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,600
- [Reggie] No, it's not.
- [Mindy] It is.

490
00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:58,375
[both argue indistinctly]

491
00:23:58,458 --> 00:23:59,833
[romantic music continues]

492
00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,833
[romantic music ends]

493
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:11,000
[upbeat music plays]

494
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,208
[chuckles]

495
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:14,208
- [woman 1] Hi!
- [woman 2] Hi! It's you!

496
00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,559
- Thank you for coming.
- [woman 2] Thank you.

497
00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:18,463
- [Peter on comm]<i> Get ready.</i>
- [man] Yes, ma'am.

498
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:20,958
[woman 1] Come.

499
00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:33,250
[Hunter] I guess it looks fine.

500
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:36,916
Just remember,
finish by five, or you're fired.

501
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,416
[woman 3] Yes, Mr. Cunard.

502
00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:40,625
He's on his way.

503
00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:41,708
[on comm] <i>Be ready.</i>

504
00:24:42,416 --> 00:24:43,625
Absolutely.

505
00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:47,625
Let's make some merry, shall we?

506
00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:50,083
- Welcome to Santa's workshop.
- [Fiona] Thank you.

507
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:53,458
- [sultry music plays]
- [camera clicks]

508
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,640
- [Santa] I hope you've been a good girl.
- [Fiona chuckles] Never.

509
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,708
Say mistletoe.

510
00:25:02,791 --> 00:25:04,541
[both] Mistletoe!

511
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,166
[chuckles]

512
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:08,208
[Fiona] Have you been naughty or nice?

513
00:25:08,291 --> 00:25:09,958
Fiona Pembroke.

514
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:12,416
Hunter. [chuckles]

515
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:15,375
What on earth are you doing here?

516
00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:17,291
I could ask you the same thing.

517
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:19,541
Well, age before beauty.

518
00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:20,708
I own the place.

519
00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:22,958
- You're joking.
- Not at all.

520
00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:24,625
Now it's your turn.

521
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:28,916
Well, the lounge here serves
a candy cane martini that's to die for.

522
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,416
Then what are we waiting for?

523
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:34,208
[sultry music ends]

524
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:40,458
[Hunter] What about you?
You been busy spending your inheritance?

525
00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:43,750
More or less. It's all such a bore.

526
00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:46,458
What ever happened
to that dreary little rodent

527
00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:47,875
that you were seeing when we met?

528
00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:50,416
Peter something.

529
00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:53,583
- Peter Maxwell.
- [Fiona scoffs]

530
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:55,416
That wretched little man.

531
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,916
Oh, you were quite stuck on him
as I recall.

532
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,083
I don't get stuck on anyone.

533
00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:01,583
Oh, I'm well aware of that.

534
00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:05,500
If I was a sentimental sort,
I'd say you broke my heart.

535
00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:08,833
Mm. We're quite the pair, aren't we?

536
00:26:08,916 --> 00:26:11,375
- Cut from the same cloth.
- [Fiona] Mm.

537
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:13,125
[gentle piano music plays]

538
00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:19,916
Which means we both know
that you didn't just wander in here

539
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,041
for the martinis.

540
00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:25,125
So why don't you tell me the real reason
for this coincidental meeting?

541
00:26:25,916 --> 00:26:27,958
[tango music plays]

542
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,208
All right.

543
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,583
It's true I inherited Daddy's fortune.

544
00:26:36,666 --> 00:26:39,708
It's also true
that there's very little of it left.

545
00:26:40,291 --> 00:26:41,291
[Hunter] Oh.

546
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,166
So you're here for a handout.

547
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:49,083
Oh, no. Not a handout. A proposition.

548
00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:51,458
What kind of proposition?

549
00:26:51,541 --> 00:26:55,708
Well, the Pembroke estate,
it would make a darling boutique hotel.

550
00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,875
You're not serious about selling.

551
00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:01,333
Dead serious.

552
00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:06,291
But Pembroke's been in your family
for generations.

553
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:09,791
If you're not interested... [scoffs]

554
00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:13,083
Sit... down.

555
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:17,291
I didn't say I wasn't interested.

556
00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:20,125
Let's talk about this
after the New Year, shall we?

557
00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:21,833
I'm insanely busy until then.

558
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,250
[Hunter] All right.

559
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,166
After New Year's.

560
00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:27,125
- [tango music intensifies]
- Ciao.

561
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,125
[Hunter] Fiona!

562
00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:36,583
I'm hosting a little holiday party
at my home in the country on Saturday.

563
00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:38,083
[Fiona] Mm-hmm.

564
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:42,916
Cocktails at six, dinner at eight,
if your busy schedule will allow.

565
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,583
Will there be candy cane martinis?

566
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,541
Anything your heart desires.

567
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:51,500
Mm. Delicious. See you Saturday.

568
00:27:52,125 --> 00:27:55,541
Oh, and, uh, you owe me a tango.

569
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,041
[chuckles]

570
00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:00,500
[jazz music plays]

571
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,875
[Frank] Good evening, Ms. Pembroke.

572
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:16,500
Well?

573
00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:17,958
[scoffs]

574
00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:20,083
You took a risk, and it paid off.

575
00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:22,958
Is that all you have to say?

576
00:28:23,041 --> 00:28:25,791
If Hunter wasn't utterly besotted
with you,

577
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,666
he'd have called your bluff,
and we'd be up a creek right now.

578
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:29,791
[scoffs]

579
00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:35,625
You're jealous.

580
00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:38,125
[scoffs] I'm not jealous.

581
00:28:38,208 --> 00:28:41,541
Oh, you're completely jealous.

582
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:47,708
- Do you want me to be jealous?
- [Fiona scoffs]

583
00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:49,125
Don't be ridiculous.

584
00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:52,000
Because being jealous would mean
there's something between us.

585
00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:56,416
- And there is nothing between us.
- Absolutely nothing.

586
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,500
- Positively nothing.
- Completely nothing.

587
00:29:02,666 --> 00:29:04,916
[cell phone ringtone] <i>♪ Like this
I'm gonna show you ♪</i>

588
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,708
<i>♪ Like this
I'm gonna show you ♪</i>

589
00:29:06,791 --> 00:29:09,000
[sighs] It's Mummy again.

590
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:10,875
Just say hello.

591
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,083
That's all she wants.

592
00:29:13,916 --> 00:29:15,333
<i>♪ Like that
I'm gonna show you ♪</i>

593
00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:19,458
[Fiona] <i>But you said
we would be together for Christmas.</i>

594
00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:22,541
[Bianca] I know I did, darling,
but something's come up.

595
00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:25,666
You're gonna have
so much fun here at Manderston.

596
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:28,291
Look, Peter's staying as well. [chuckles]

597
00:29:29,291 --> 00:29:31,041
There. That's settled, then.

598
00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:32,208
Don't go!

599
00:29:32,291 --> 00:29:35,458
[Bianca] Oh, Fiona, darling.
Fiona, chin up.

600
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:38,166
Mummy's got a plane to catch.

601
00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:41,166
- I made this for you.
- [Bianca] Oh.

602
00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:44,666
Oh. Charming.

603
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:46,833
<i>Ciao, bella.</i> Kiss, kiss.

604
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,000
[car door closes]

605
00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:57,083
[car engine starts]

606
00:30:05,291 --> 00:30:08,958
[cell phone ringtone]
<i>♪ Like that, like that, like that ♪</i>

607
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,250
[melancholic music plays]

608
00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:20,625
[inhales and exhales]

609
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:27,208
[melancholic music ends]

610
00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:31,875
This is a 3D blueprint
of Hunter Cunard's Montenaro estate.

611
00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:37,250
Hunter's private office, here,
is located on a separate wing.

612
00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:42,125
The adjoining gallery, here,
is where he keeps his art collection.

613
00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:46,125
The entry is operated by a keypad
with a six-digit security code.

614
00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:48,208
And once you're inside the gallery?

615
00:30:48,291 --> 00:30:49,291
[computer beeps]

616
00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:53,583
The display case is surrounded
by a web of laser motion detectors.

617
00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:57,291
- We'll need to disarm them.
- Dibs on the lasers!

618
00:30:57,375 --> 00:30:59,250
I'm double-jointed. [chuckles]

619
00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:02,708
It'll take a team of three to pull it off.

620
00:31:02,791 --> 00:31:03,791
And then what?

621
00:31:05,291 --> 00:31:09,500
This is an overlay
of the internal camera system.

622
00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:10,708
Wow.

623
00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:12,291
[computer whirs]

624
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,625
One of us taps into the circuitry,
overrides the camera system

625
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:19,375
while the other two break into the gallery
and steal the Star of Peace.

626
00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:22,000
This is going to be
like breaking into Fort Knox.

627
00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:23,708
[Peter] We have little time to practice.

628
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,833
Everything must be perfect,
or we run the risk of getting caught.

629
00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:30,083
And what happens if you do get caught?

630
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:32,750
Well, Hunter can't call the police

631
00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:35,083
to report the theft
of something he's stolen.

632
00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:37,708
In situations like this,

633
00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:41,041
he has a history
of making the problem disappear.

634
00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:42,625
Forever.

635
00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:44,458
[tense music plays]

636
00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:46,000
[inhales]

637
00:31:50,958 --> 00:31:53,750
We've forgotten
the biggest problem of all.

638
00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:55,458
Which is?

639
00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:57,833
I have nothing to wear.

640
00:31:59,541 --> 00:32:00,583
[liquid pours]

641
00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:05,666
You know, you never told us
what our cut is for this little caper.

642
00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:07,458
Well, the cut, Reggie,

643
00:32:07,541 --> 00:32:10,000
is to spend Christmas
with Maggie at the palace.

644
00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:13,166
Truth is, we really do owe her a favor.

645
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,166
Maybe,

646
00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:18,625
but that doesn't explain Peter Maxwell.

647
00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:20,708
- [Reggie] Hmm!
- Unlike the two of you,

648
00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:25,375
Peter is an expert at getting past
security systems without getting caught.

649
00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:28,375
Oh, I bet he can get past
your security systems, eh?

650
00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:29,458
[both laugh]

651
00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:31,041
Excuse you.

652
00:32:31,125 --> 00:32:32,833
Oh, admit it, Fif.

653
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,166
You're a smitten kitten.

654
00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:36,250
[scoffs]

655
00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:39,916
["My Winter Wonderland"
by Loving Caliber Feat. Revel Day plays]

656
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,166
There was a time, but it was long ago.

657
00:32:44,041 --> 00:32:47,083
Nah. Reggie's onto something.

658
00:32:47,916 --> 00:32:50,916
There's a little bit
of flirty dirty going on.

659
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,291
A bit of do you, don't ya.
Can't ya, won't ya.

660
00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:55,583
- Get out.
- Oh, come on, Fif!

661
00:32:55,666 --> 00:32:57,416
You gotta give us more than that!

662
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:58,916
Get out now.

663
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,291
[laughs] All right.
Don't get your knickers in a twist.

664
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:04,208
- [door opens]
<i>- ♪ My winter wonderland ♪</i>

665
00:33:04,291 --> 00:33:05,416
[door closes]

666
00:33:07,416 --> 00:33:10,041
[melancholic music plays]

667
00:33:16,875 --> 00:33:18,750
You miss your mum, don't you?

668
00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:23,166
[hesitates] I don't think
she loves me anymore.

669
00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:25,208
Of course she does.

670
00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:28,541
Then why would she leave me
all alone at Christmas?

671
00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:32,708
I'm here, and we'll always be friends.

672
00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:35,208
[sighs]

673
00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:38,916
Come here.

674
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:49,833
See that up there?

675
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,083
No matter where you are,

676
00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:55,250
all you have to do
is look up at the North Star,

677
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,291
and you'll never be alone,

678
00:33:57,375 --> 00:33:59,583
'cause wherever I am,

679
00:34:00,541 --> 00:34:02,458
you know I'll be looking up at it too.

680
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,583
- Promise?
- Swear.

681
00:34:05,666 --> 00:34:06,666
No matter what?

682
00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:12,750
No matter where.

683
00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,416
[dramatic music plays]

684
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:28,041
[dramatic music intensifies]

685
00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:08,250
[dramatic music ends]

686
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:11,309
- [Reggie] Can you just carry some...
- [Frank] I know, I've got funny knees.

687
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:12,791
I'm just saying.

688
00:35:12,875 --> 00:35:14,125
If you just...

689
00:35:15,833 --> 00:35:16,833
[sighs]

690
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,083
[all] Ready.

691
00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:23,083
[tense music plays]

692
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,750
This is an approximation

693
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:29,250
of the motion sensor array
in Hunter's gallery.

694
00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:30,916
[computer whirs]

695
00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:39,875
And here we go.

696
00:35:41,041 --> 00:35:42,750
[tense music intensifies]

697
00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,208
This is where it gets tricky.

698
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:03,875
Oh, I get it. You need a partner
to boost you over that high beam.

699
00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:04,958
[Peter] Precisely.

700
00:36:05,041 --> 00:36:08,041
It's the only way of getting through
to the control panel on the other side.

701
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,458
Well, limber... [groans]

702
00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:11,958
...is my middle name.

703
00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:13,666
Yeah.

704
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:14,875
[Reggie grunts]

705
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:18,875
[breathes heavily]

706
00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:21,208
- [Reggie] Ah!
- [both laugh]

707
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:22,125
Dear God.

708
00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:23,541
Let's reset.

709
00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:25,125
Let me have one more go, okay?

710
00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:27,250
Watch and learn.

711
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:29,583
[sultry music plays]

712
00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:34,291
[Fiona exhales]

713
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:50,541
Oh.

714
00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:54,083
[sultry music continues]

715
00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:28,875
[Fiona exhales]

716
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:30,041
[chuckles]

717
00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:38,125
Done.

718
00:37:39,416 --> 00:37:40,416
You're up, Reggie.

719
00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:42,375
[laughs]

720
00:37:42,458 --> 00:37:43,458
All right.

721
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:45,666
No.

722
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:46,750
[cell phone chimes]

723
00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:48,875
["Navidad Contigo" by Mazy plays]

724
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:51,083
"Meet me outside?"

725
00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,541
[Fiona] <i>Bon soir</i>, Peter.

726
00:37:59,958 --> 00:38:00,958
Shall we?

727
00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:03,833
Wait for it.

728
00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:09,208
[helicopter approaches]

729
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:14,333
Oh.

730
00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:30,416
- A client lent it to me for the evening.
- How very James Bond.

731
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:33,708
[chuckles] Come on, Pemmie.
It'll be like old times.

732
00:38:33,791 --> 00:38:34,791
[Fiona] Hm.

733
00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:41,500
[helicopter blades whir]

734
00:38:42,416 --> 00:38:43,458
[Kevin] What's going on?

735
00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:47,750
Oh, Fiona and Peter.
They're really quite adorable together.

736
00:38:47,833 --> 00:38:49,666
[Kevin] They better be heading up north.

737
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:51,000
[Margaret] Why's that?

738
00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:54,791
Storm's moving in from the south.
They closed the airport over an hour ago.

739
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,541
Olivia.

740
00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:59,041
She just texted.
They've been rerouted to Brussels.

741
00:38:59,125 --> 00:38:59,958
[sighs]

742
00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:02,666
I thought I'd surprise her
and pick her up myself.

743
00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:06,375
- When do you think you'll be back?
- It's an eight-hour drive.

744
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:10,041
If I leave first thing in the morning,
I should be there by the time she lands.

745
00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:12,666
So I'll only be gone a day,
day and a half tops.

746
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:13,916
It should be fine.

747
00:39:14,416 --> 00:39:16,291
Are you sure <i>you're</i> gonna be okay?

748
00:39:16,375 --> 00:39:18,208
I mean with everything going on.

749
00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:20,708
I'll be in meetings all morning,

750
00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:24,666
and then there's tea with Cardinal Amoah,
so you won't miss much.

751
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:27,666
- I'll miss you.
- [chuckles] I miss you already.

752
00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:35,458
["Kissing Under the Mistletoe"
by Loving Caliber Feat. Emmi plays]

753
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,791
Where are we going? The North Pole?

754
00:39:39,416 --> 00:39:41,208
Almost. Hang on.

755
00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:45,958
<i>♪ Let me give you a Christmas ♪</i>

756
00:39:46,041 --> 00:39:49,166
- [girl] Mommy!
<i>- ♪ A moment we'll fill with love and joy ♪</i>

757
00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:51,125
<i>♪ Mmm, mmm, so beautiful... ♪</i>

758
00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:54,041
Go ahead. Take your best shot.

759
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:59,041
Looks like Santa's elves smoked
a little too much mistletoe.

760
00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:00,666
[both chuckle]

761
00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:03,750
[Peter] Oh, I've got an idea.

762
00:40:03,833 --> 00:40:05,583
Please tell me it involves alcohol.

763
00:40:05,666 --> 00:40:06,666
Guess again.

764
00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:10,375
Painting something naughty
on those snowmen.

765
00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:13,000
[both laugh]

766
00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,708
Ice-skating.

767
00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,541
You're joking.

768
00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:17,791
You know you want to.

769
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:19,625
In your dreams.

770
00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:21,416
Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

771
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,791
For you.

772
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:25,833
How do you feel about polar bears?

773
00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:30,041
["Could We Fall in Love" by
Celestial Castles Feat. Cara Rainer plays]

774
00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:35,291
No one can ever know about this.

775
00:40:36,416 --> 00:40:37,666
It'll be our little secret.

776
00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:41,875
So, you're really spending Christmas
with your cousin?

777
00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:45,583
Well, better with Maggie
than with Our Lady of Perpetual Pain.

778
00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:46,958
[laughs]

779
00:40:47,041 --> 00:40:51,000
Pemmie, it's quite all right to admit
you have feelings for other people.

780
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:54,708
You've gone mushy
since the last time I saw you.

781
00:40:55,541 --> 00:40:57,333
- 'Tis the season.
- [scoffs]

782
00:40:57,416 --> 00:41:01,208
["My Somebody" by James TW plays]

783
00:41:01,291 --> 00:41:04,416
Speaking of mushy, may I have this dance?

784
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:06,041
[scoffs]

785
00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:10,000
You're determined to smother us
in holiday cheese, aren't you?

786
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:11,666
You catch on quick.

787
00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:13,625
<i>♪ But don't worry 'cause ♪</i>

788
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:17,333
<i>♪ You never know
What's 'round the corner ♪</i>

789
00:41:18,916 --> 00:41:23,375
<i>♪ On the days you don't feel that strong ♪</i>

790
00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:29,250
<i>♪ Know it's okay to feel alone ♪</i>

791
00:41:31,583 --> 00:41:35,916
<i>♪ 'Cause everybody needs
Somebody, somebody ♪</i>

792
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,833
<i>♪ To tell 'em it's all right ♪</i>

793
00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:42,375
<i>♪ And everybody needs somebody, somebody ♪</i>

794
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,208
<i>♪ To be right by their side ♪</i>

795
00:41:44,291 --> 00:41:46,958
<i>♪ Wouldn't it be amazing ♪</i>

796
00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:49,666
<i>♪ To find someone you're safe with? ♪</i>

797
00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:54,375
<i>♪ So do you wanna be somebody
My somebody? ♪</i>

798
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:56,750
<i>♪ Do you wanna be mine? ♪</i>

799
00:41:56,833 --> 00:42:00,000
<i>♪ Oh-ah-oh-oh-oh... ♪</i>

800
00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:04,541
- [Fiona screams] Whoa! Oh!
- [gasps]

801
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:06,625
[both laugh]

802
00:42:07,666 --> 00:42:09,125
<i>♪ Somebody ♪</i>

803
00:42:09,208 --> 00:42:12,625
<i>♪ Oh-ah-oh-oh-oh ♪</i>

804
00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:15,458
<i>♪ Somebody ♪</i>

805
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,625
Promise me you'll drive safely.

806
00:42:25,541 --> 00:42:28,250
I promise.
I'll be back before you know it.

807
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:29,333
[Margaret] Hm.

808
00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:34,166
[Margaret exhales]

809
00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,291
[Reggie moans]

810
00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:47,458
Pete, old boy,
is climbing the roof the only way

811
00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:48,958
to get into Hunter's house?

812
00:42:49,041 --> 00:42:50,083
Yes, Reggie.

813
00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:51,458
[Mindy exhales]

814
00:42:51,541 --> 00:42:53,208
The trickiest part is getting back down.

815
00:42:53,291 --> 00:42:54,291
[Reggie] Huh?

816
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:56,000
[Reggie groans]

817
00:42:58,666 --> 00:43:00,041
Can't we just take the stairs?

818
00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:01,166
Let's go.

819
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,583
- [Mindy breaths heavily]
- [Reggie groans]

820
00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:07,416
[Amoah] I cannot tell you
how impressed His Eminence was

821
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,958
that you and Princess Stacy
have been involved

822
00:43:10,041 --> 00:43:13,500
in all the details of this wondrous event.

823
00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:17,625
Most people would let others do the work
and take the credit themselves. [laughs]

824
00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:19,208
Oh no, Stacy and I are...

825
00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:22,875
are extremely involved.

826
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:27,291
As a matter of fact, she's in a meeting
with the logistics committee right now,

827
00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:32,000
but if she were here,
she'd tell you how deeply moved we are

828
00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:34,416
that the Vatican chose
to honor our efforts.

829
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:37,708
Oh, we have not always chosen wisely.
Oh no, no, no.

830
00:43:37,791 --> 00:43:40,041
In fact, in the 16th century,

831
00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:42,958
we loaned the Star of Peace
to Harry the Horrible,

832
00:43:43,041 --> 00:43:44,500
the ruler of Caledonia.

833
00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:45,875
It was a great mistake.

834
00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:49,000
A band of thieves
nearly made away with it.

835
00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:51,125
They were tarred and feathered,

836
00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:53,625
but Harry was blamed
because it happened on his watch.

837
00:43:53,708 --> 00:43:56,208
- [exhales]
- The poor devil was excommunicated.

838
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:57,371
- [Reggie groans]
- [chokes]

839
00:43:57,416 --> 00:43:58,791
Are you all right, my dear?

840
00:43:58,875 --> 00:44:01,833
Just overcome with emotion.

841
00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:04,041
I understand completely.

842
00:44:04,125 --> 00:44:05,791
The moment you light up that tree

843
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:11,000
not only will the eyes of the world
be upon you but also the eyes of God.

844
00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:12,250
Oh. [chuckles]

845
00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:14,125
I never thought of it like that.

846
00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:15,875
- [Reggie] Oh!
- [window bangs]

847
00:44:15,958 --> 00:44:18,916
Might I offer you
a slice of yule log, Cardinal?

848
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,291
[chuckles]

849
00:44:21,541 --> 00:44:23,250
- I shouldn't.
- [exhales]

850
00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:26,125
- But it is Christmas. [chuckles]
- Please help yourself.

851
00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:33,125
- [Reggie groans and screams]
- [gasps]

852
00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:34,750
What in heaven's name was that?

853
00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:39,333
That was the yodeler rehearsing
for the ceremony.

854
00:44:39,416 --> 00:44:41,458
The poor fellow sounded a bit hoarse.

855
00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:44,458
Which is why he needs
to practice. [laughs]

856
00:44:44,541 --> 00:44:46,375
Ah. [laughs]

857
00:44:46,458 --> 00:44:48,333
[laughs]

858
00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:50,125
[Reggie groans]

859
00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:51,791
[grunting]

860
00:45:01,583 --> 00:45:03,666
[moans loudly]

861
00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:06,125
- [chuckles]
- [panting]

862
00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:07,708
The doctor said it's just a sprain.

863
00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:10,791
There is no way you can climb up
the side of a building.

864
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,458
I could supervise from the van.

865
00:45:12,541 --> 00:45:14,708
- You're not supervising me, mate.
- Wh... [moans]

866
00:45:14,791 --> 00:45:18,666
We still need two people
to get around security in the gallery.

867
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:21,750
Mindy can't do it.
She's handling the cameras.

868
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:24,750
Why not let Fifi do it?
She had the moves down cold.

869
00:45:24,833 --> 00:45:26,083
Fiona will be with Hunter.

870
00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:29,958
I'm afraid we're back to square one.
We'll have to come up with something else.

871
00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:32,208
But there isn't time
to come up with something else.

872
00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:36,458
[scoffs] Pay attention, Betty Crocker.
I can't be at two places at once.

873
00:45:36,541 --> 00:45:38,208
- [Frank] Wait a minute.
- Darling.

874
00:45:38,291 --> 00:45:39,583
[Frank] Maybe she could.

875
00:45:39,666 --> 00:45:40,866
[Edward] What was that, Frank?

876
00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:43,250
[Frank] Forgive me
for pointing out the obvious,

877
00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:46,958
but if Ms. Pembroke could
successfully impersonate Her Majesty,

878
00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:50,750
it stands to reason that Her Majesty

879
00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:53,208
could impersonate Ms. Pembroke.

880
00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:56,291
- [scoffs] Not in a million years.
- [Frank squeaks]

881
00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:57,958
Bite your tongue.

882
00:45:58,041 --> 00:46:02,000
- It's completely out of the question.
- [scoffs] Certainly, sir. I...

883
00:46:02,083 --> 00:46:05,333
I was just thinking out loud.
How very stupid of me.

884
00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:08,750
That's all right, Frank. We all come up
with bad ideas now and again.

885
00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:12,083
- Indeed.
- It is an outrageous idea.

886
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:15,708
But I did switch places with Stacy twice,
and no one was the wiser.

887
00:46:15,791 --> 00:46:18,750
[chuckling] Trading places
with Ms. Pembroke?

888
00:46:19,666 --> 00:46:21,625
That's a different matter entirely.

889
00:46:21,708 --> 00:46:23,875
Yeah, but all she'd have to do
is keep Hunter busy

890
00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:25,708
while they break into the gallery.

891
00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:28,458
The whole thing should take
less than an hour.

892
00:46:28,541 --> 00:46:29,833
You can't be serious.

893
00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:31,875
It really isn't that long.

894
00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:33,041
[Fiona] Listen to me.

895
00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:36,291
Hunter Cunard is
a dangerous and complicated man.

896
00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:38,500
No, Maggie could never pull it off.

897
00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:39,583
Why not?

898
00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:42,625
Well, not to be unkind, Moo,

899
00:46:42,708 --> 00:46:46,750
but you certainly don't have
the, uh... [inhales]...<i>je ne sais quoi.</i>

900
00:46:46,833 --> 00:46:47,875
[chuckles]

901
00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:49,000
[Reggie snickers]

902
00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:54,125
[scoffs]

903
00:46:54,208 --> 00:46:57,708
[mimics Fiona]
Minions, fetch me my champagne.

904
00:46:58,250 --> 00:47:00,375
[scoffs] I do not sound like that.

905
00:47:00,458 --> 00:47:01,458
[Fiona scoffs]

906
00:47:01,916 --> 00:47:04,041
[mimics Fiona] Hello, royal six-pack.

907
00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:07,125
[laughs] Oh. Well, you sound
exactly like that.

908
00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:08,916
- I do not.
- You do.

909
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,583
- But I don't.
- But you do.

910
00:47:10,666 --> 00:47:11,875
- But I don't.
- You really do.

911
00:47:11,958 --> 00:47:13,500
- But I...
- [mimics Fiona] Zzzst.

912
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,416
Oh, she's good.

913
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:19,083
Look, I have to object.
It's... it's far too risky.

914
00:47:19,791 --> 00:47:21,791
If it means recovering the Star...

915
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,833
[sighs]...it's a risk I'm willing to take.

916
00:47:26,416 --> 00:47:27,333
Indeed.

917
00:47:27,416 --> 00:47:29,176
["Cozy Little Christmas"
by Katy Perry plays]

918
00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:31,375
Well, here we go again.

919
00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:35,500
- <i>♪ Everybody's in a hurry ♪</i>
- [both laugh]

920
00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:37,375
<i>♪ In a flurry</i> ♪

921
00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,958
<i>♪ Shopping till they're droppin'
In the snow ♪</i>

922
00:47:40,666 --> 00:47:43,500
<i>♪ Kids are cryin', dogs are barkin'</i>... ♪

923
00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:45,625
No, arch your back.

924
00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:47,833
More.

925
00:47:47,875 --> 00:47:50,750
<i>♪ Sure, it's madness, but it's magic...</i> ♪

926
00:47:51,625 --> 00:47:52,875
Ugh, never mind.

927
00:47:52,958 --> 00:47:55,166
What you need to do
is tap into the video feed,

928
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:59,250
record five seconds, switch to playback,
and route that through the auxiliary feed.

929
00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:00,458
- You got it?
- Got it.

930
00:48:00,541 --> 00:48:01,541
[Fiona] Ready?

931
00:48:02,041 --> 00:48:03,041
[Margaret] Oh dear.

932
00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:06,250
And one, two, three, four.

933
00:48:06,333 --> 00:48:08,541
One, two, three, four.

934
00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:11,958
One, two, three.
You're starting to get the hang of it.

935
00:48:12,041 --> 00:48:13,291
Oh, thank you.

936
00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:15,750
[Fiona] Now, swing those hips.

937
00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:16,953
[Margaret] I feel like I am.

938
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,333
[Fiona] Now you've got it.
Let them know you're...

939
00:48:22,125 --> 00:48:24,291
[Fiona] Hunter and I met five years ago.

940
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:27,750
He plays tennis and polo,
which is a total bore,

941
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:30,541
but he can't resist a good martini.

942
00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:31,875
Oh.

943
00:48:31,958 --> 00:48:34,583
I told him I wanted to sell Pembroke.

944
00:48:34,666 --> 00:48:36,333
- You did?
- Hm.

945
00:48:37,083 --> 00:48:39,458
And he's excellent at the tango.

946
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:42,541
I might need to brush up. [chuckles]

947
00:48:44,833 --> 00:48:46,750
Not to presume, Mr. Maxwell,

948
00:48:46,833 --> 00:48:51,416
but if you are in need of a wheelman,
I am more than happy to volunteer.

949
00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:56,083
[upbeat tango music plays]

950
00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:59,375
Now, that's not something
you see every day.

951
00:49:05,625 --> 00:49:08,208
Hang on. The frame is wrong.

952
00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:09,291
May I?

953
00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:13,875
It's like this.

954
00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:15,041
[Fiona gasps]

955
00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:53,166
[upbeat tango music ends]

956
00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:55,791
[chattering indistinctly]

957
00:49:56,416 --> 00:49:58,875
If I could please have
everyone's attention.

958
00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:03,500
May I present Fiona Pembroke.

959
00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:06,208
[mysterious music plays]

960
00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:09,791
[door closes]

961
00:50:12,666 --> 00:50:15,666
And Fiona Pembroke.

962
00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,125
[sultry music plays]

963
00:50:23,416 --> 00:50:25,541
[sultry music ends]

964
00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:30,750
[exhales] Any thoughts?

965
00:50:32,291 --> 00:50:35,625
[hesitates] It's amazing.

966
00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:38,333
And a bit unsettling.

967
00:50:38,416 --> 00:50:40,166
I know exactly how you feel.

968
00:50:41,625 --> 00:50:44,750
- I'll do the hair once you're in the gown.
- I'll go change.

969
00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:46,625
- [sultry music plays]
- Wow.

970
00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:49,375
- I think this might work. [laughs]
- [Margaret] Mm.

971
00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:50,791
[clears throat]

972
00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:53,583
- All right then. Let's get the van ready.
- Right.

973
00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:02,666
I was thinking maybe, when this is over,

974
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,916
the two of us
could spend some time together.

975
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:09,666
Oh, Peter,
you know I never plan past lunch.

976
00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:13,291
Wow. Should have seen that coming.

977
00:51:14,208 --> 00:51:15,458
[door opens]

978
00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:18,291
Seen what coming?

979
00:51:19,083 --> 00:51:20,375
[exhales]

980
00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:22,250
Has it ever occurred to you

981
00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:25,291
that every time you start to feel
something for someone, you pull away?

982
00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:31,083
From me, from your family, from everyone.
This isn't the first time it's happened.

983
00:51:31,166 --> 00:51:32,000
Oh, please.

984
00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:35,208
Admit it, Pemmie. You didn't leave
because you had feelings for Hunter.

985
00:51:35,291 --> 00:51:38,083
You left because you had feelings for me,
and it scared you.

986
00:51:38,916 --> 00:51:41,000
Is that what you really think?

987
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:45,416
What I really think is that you're so hurt
by what happened to you when we were kids,

988
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,500
you're terrified of letting anyone in.

989
00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:51,708
You've always got a plane to catch
or somewhere to be, just like your mum.

990
00:51:52,208 --> 00:51:53,458
[scoffs]

991
00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:00,375
I'm nothing like her.

992
00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:04,125
- I'm sorry, Fiona. I didn't mean...
- No, you meant every word.

993
00:52:04,833 --> 00:52:07,583
Let's just stick to business from now on,
shall we?

994
00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,333
Fine.

995
00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:13,625
Business it is.

996
00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:15,416
Van's ready.

997
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:17,541
[Peter] Brilliant.

998
00:52:18,375 --> 00:52:21,125
It'll take us a while
to get to Hunter's estate in this weather.

999
00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:22,500
I'll be back at four.

1000
00:52:22,583 --> 00:52:24,750
[Reggie] Should we synchronize
our watches?

1001
00:52:25,791 --> 00:52:27,083
Be ready to go.

1002
00:52:28,458 --> 00:52:32,083
Pete, I can show you how it's done.
It's a button and a twisty-twisty.

1003
00:52:32,166 --> 00:52:34,833
Come on. Permission to synchronize.
That's what it is.

1004
00:52:34,916 --> 00:52:36,625
Hey, wait up, Pete. Pete!

1005
00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:39,666
[melancholic music plays]

1006
00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:41,458
[Fiona inhales and exhales]

1007
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:49,166
[car engine revs]

1008
00:52:57,916 --> 00:52:59,291
I call shotgun.

1009
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:01,791
- You can't call shotgun.
- [chuckles] Why not?

1010
00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:05,541
Could it be because we don't want
a cat burglar sitting in the front seat?

1011
00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:07,166
I'll get in the back.

1012
00:53:08,375 --> 00:53:09,833
- [loud bang]
- [Reggie] Ow!

1013
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,166
- [Reggie moans]
- [Frank exhales]

1014
00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:14,916
I'm fine. I'm fine.

1015
00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:21,875
[Peter exhales]

1016
00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:27,458
[Margaret] Wish me luck.

1017
00:53:27,541 --> 00:53:28,791
[Stacy] Good luck.

1018
00:53:28,875 --> 00:53:31,708
Just keep Hunter entertained,
and everything will be fine.

1019
00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:33,291
[Margaret] Fingers crossed.

1020
00:53:34,041 --> 00:53:35,041
[Margaret exhales]

1021
00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,208
[exhales]

1022
00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:45,750
[car alarm beeps]

1023
00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:47,875
I hope Margaret can carry this off.

1024
00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:50,333
Well, she pulled off being me. Remember?

1025
00:53:50,416 --> 00:53:51,541
[car engine revs]

1026
00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:54,208
That was different.
Hunter Cunard's a criminal.

1027
00:53:55,708 --> 00:53:58,500
- If something goes wrong...
- Margaret can take care of herself.

1028
00:53:58,583 --> 00:54:01,583
I'm so sorry to interrupt,
but, uh, I have an urgent call

1029
00:54:01,666 --> 00:54:04,041
from Mother Superior at St. Michael's.

1030
00:54:04,125 --> 00:54:07,333
I told her Queen Margaret
was otherwise occupied

1031
00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:09,125
and that perhaps you could be of service.

1032
00:54:09,208 --> 00:54:10,208
Oh, okay.

1033
00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:15,083
Good evening, Mother Superior.

1034
00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:18,541
I deeply apologize for imposing,
Your Highness,

1035
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:21,000
but, uh, something important's come up,

1036
00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:24,083
and I... I desperately need
Queen Margaret's help.

1037
00:54:24,666 --> 00:54:27,583
Uh, well, I'm happy
to give her the message.

1038
00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:31,125
[Mother Superior hesitates]
<i>It's a rather delicate matter.</i>

1039
00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:33,333
You see, the disciplinary committee

1040
00:54:33,416 --> 00:54:36,583
was set to review Ms. Pembroke's case
after Christmas,

1041
00:54:36,666 --> 00:54:41,458
but, uh, well, I've just received a call,
and they've pushed up her review.

1042
00:54:41,541 --> 00:54:44,625
<i>The committee will be here
at seven o'clock.</i>

1043
00:54:44,708 --> 00:54:47,125
- [gasps] Tonight?
- [Mother Superior] <i>Tonight.</i>

1044
00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:50,875
Now, I really must insist
Ms. Pembroke return on the double.

1045
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:54,708
[chuckles] Yeah, um,
I don't know about that.

1046
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:55,833
[Mother Superior] <i>Please!</i>

1047
00:54:55,916 --> 00:55:00,750
Your Highness, if it's discovered
Ms. Pembroke isn't here,

1048
00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:04,291
then heads will roll, including mine.

1049
00:55:05,166 --> 00:55:08,666
<i>The committee,
well, they may recommend a jail sentence.</i>

1050
00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:11,791
And not just for her.

1051
00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:12,875
Okay, okay.

1052
00:55:12,916 --> 00:55:14,875
I'll... I'll see what I can do. Bye.

1053
00:55:15,791 --> 00:55:16,791
[exhales]

1054
00:55:18,250 --> 00:55:20,041
- [Stacey sighs]
- What's wrong?

1055
00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:22,458
We have to get Fiona
back to St. Michael's by seven,

1056
00:55:22,541 --> 00:55:25,083
or she and Mother Superior are headed
to the big house.

1057
00:55:25,166 --> 00:55:27,291
Stacy, Fiona's on her way
to Cunard's party.

1058
00:55:27,375 --> 00:55:29,000
She can't be at the convent as well.

1059
00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:31,333
No.

1060
00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:34,000
Well, maybe...

1061
00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:36,416
No, no, no, no.
I know what you're thinking.

1062
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,916
And no. Absolutely not.
It's out of the question.

1063
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:43,916
Edward, if Fiona doesn't show up,
everything could go south.

1064
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,916
The disciplinary committee
is going to start asking questions

1065
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,666
that we don't want to answer.

1066
00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:51,625
Believe me,
I don't want to do this either,

1067
00:55:51,708 --> 00:55:55,208
but I don't think we have a choice.

1068
00:55:56,750 --> 00:55:58,250
Then I'm going with you.

1069
00:55:58,791 --> 00:56:01,000
We're a team. Remember?

1070
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,208
Go, team. [laughs]

1071
00:56:04,291 --> 00:56:06,291
[car engine revs]

1072
00:56:12,541 --> 00:56:13,916
[man] Good evening, ma'am.

1073
00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:19,041
[gasps and sighs]

1074
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:21,375
How on earth does she walk
in these things?

1075
00:56:21,916 --> 00:56:23,836
- ["Gimme Some" by Weval plays]
- <i>♪ Gimme some ♪</i>

1076
00:56:38,291 --> 00:56:39,750
<i>♪ Gimme some charm ♪</i>

1077
00:57:10,041 --> 00:57:11,875
[sighs] Dear me.

1078
00:57:11,958 --> 00:57:12,958
[exhales]

1079
00:57:17,916 --> 00:57:19,916
[indistinct chatter over radio]

1080
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,458
[man]<i> Sector one, sector two. You're good.</i>

1081
00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:24,083
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1082
00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:27,125
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah</i> <i>♪</i>

1083
00:57:33,166 --> 00:57:36,291
- Why are you hunched over like that?
- 'Cause this is the way it's done.

1084
00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:38,666
- How would you know?
- Everyone knows how it's done.

1085
00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:41,791
Could you speak a little louder
so everyone knows we're breaking in?

1086
00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:42,875
Hm?

1087
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:44,750
- Nice going.
- Shh.

1088
00:57:44,833 --> 00:57:45,750
- You shush!
- Shh.

1089
00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:48,333
- Shh! Shh! Shh!
- Shh! Shh! Shh!

1090
00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:57,708
<i>♪ Gimme some</i> ♪

1091
00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:03,541
[metal clanks]

1092
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:07,458
<i>♪ Gimme some</i> ♪

1093
00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:13,333
[exhales]

1094
00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:16,791
[purrs and laughs]

1095
00:58:16,875 --> 00:58:18,083
What do you think?

1096
00:58:19,333 --> 00:58:20,458
Absolutely terrifying.

1097
00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:22,333
Let's go.

1098
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:23,416
Okay.

1099
00:58:25,541 --> 00:58:26,625
<i>♪ Gimme some ♪</i>

1100
00:58:38,416 --> 00:58:39,500
[window creaks]

1101
00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:46,083
[man 1] There you are, miss.

1102
00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:51,208
[man 2] Fiona. Fiona Pembroke?

1103
00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:54,166
Don't you remember your old pal, Simon?

1104
00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:58,208
From Aldovia?

1105
00:58:58,291 --> 00:58:59,291
Mm-hmm.

1106
00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:02,708
Meow. [chuckles]

1107
00:59:10,333 --> 00:59:12,458
- Hm.
<i>- Ma chérie</i>.

1108
00:59:13,958 --> 00:59:18,541
- I'm so glad that you could make it.
- Oh, how could I resist one of these?

1109
00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:22,583
Would you, uh, like to see
my Christmas tree?

1110
00:59:24,208 --> 00:59:27,375
I would love to see your tree. [chuckles]

1111
00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:32,833
[exhales]

1112
00:59:32,916 --> 00:59:34,208
[tense music plays]

1113
00:59:57,708 --> 00:59:59,125
[computer beeps, whirs]

1114
01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:05,375
The Star of Peace.

1115
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,541
Right where you said it would be.

1116
01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:08,625
Let's go.

1117
01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:15,178
- [sighs] Okay.
- [Reggie] <i>Santa to Rudolph.</i>

1118
01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,625
Come in, Rudolph.<i> </i>Rudolph, do you read me?

1119
01:00:17,708 --> 01:00:19,958
<i>I already told you
I'm not using those code names.</i>

1120
01:00:20,041 --> 01:00:22,208
- Why not?
<i>- Because they're stupid.</i>

1121
01:00:22,291 --> 01:00:24,708
- Now would you let me concentrate?
- [Reggie] <i>Ooh!</i>

1122
01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:26,791
<i>Well, there's no need to take that tone.</i>

1123
01:00:29,541 --> 01:00:31,541
[suspenseful music plays]

1124
01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:34,541
[exhales]

1125
01:00:38,166 --> 01:00:39,958
- [door opens]
- [cell phone chimes]

1126
01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:41,041
[guard laughs]

1127
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,083
What's new?

1128
01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:44,500
Not a bloody thing.

1129
01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:47,416
[exhales]

1130
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:49,500
[jazz music plays]

1131
01:00:57,916 --> 01:01:03,250
So, you never did tell me if you're still
in touch with that Peter Maxwell.

1132
01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:04,583
[scoffs]

1133
01:01:04,666 --> 01:01:09,416
I haven't spoken
to that repellent little toad in years.

1134
01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:11,708
[Margaret clears throat]

1135
01:01:12,458 --> 01:01:14,875
Don't we have some business to discuss?

1136
01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:18,416
Oh, yes. The, uh, purchase of your estate.

1137
01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:23,458
But, uh, I'm a firm believer
in pleasure before business.

1138
01:01:23,541 --> 01:01:24,541
[chuckles]

1139
01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:28,458
You nasty boy.

1140
01:01:28,541 --> 01:01:30,125
- Meow.
- [laughs]

1141
01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:31,625
- [purrs]
- [Margaret chuckles]

1142
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:33,291
Wait here.

1143
01:01:38,166 --> 01:01:39,375
Oh dear lord!

1144
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,125
- [suspenseful music plays]
- [Peter exhales]

1145
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,041
[Fiona groans]

1146
01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:09,125
- The keypad was supposed to be here.
- [sighs]

1147
01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:10,416
Check over there.

1148
01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:18,916
[Hunter] What do you mean,
out of vintage champagne?

1149
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:19,833
Put it back.

1150
01:02:19,916 --> 01:02:23,000
- I don't know what happened.
- It's your job to know what happened.

1151
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,125
[woman] Well, I just...

1152
01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:29,458
God, all you do is make excuses.
I want you gone. Tonight.

1153
01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:32,666
But, sir, it's Christmas.

1154
01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:34,833
[mocking] "Sir, it's Christmas."

1155
01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:37,291
Get out of my sight.

1156
01:02:37,375 --> 01:02:39,666
- Now.
- [glasses clink]

1157
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:43,250
[suspenseful music intensifies]

1158
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:16,625
[Fiona exhales]

1159
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:20,500
- [sighs]
- That was uncomfortably close.

1160
01:03:21,375 --> 01:03:23,708
Oh. On the bright side,

1161
01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:25,666
found the keypad.

1162
01:03:26,916 --> 01:03:27,916
[exhales]

1163
01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:31,833
[choral music plays]

1164
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,416
How on earth does she walk
in these things?

1165
01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:36,500
No idea.

1166
01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:38,375
[exhales]

1167
01:03:40,291 --> 01:03:42,250
- Are you okay?
- [Edward] Well, more or less.

1168
01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:44,208
Never done anything like this before.

1169
01:03:44,291 --> 01:03:47,708
[exhales] Yeah, um, just try and be chill.

1170
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:49,791
Right, yes. Chilling.

1171
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:52,166
[inhales and exhales]

1172
01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:53,250
[chuckles softly]

1173
01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:55,958
[Mother Superior] Okay. Come!

1174
01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:57,083
[door creaks]

1175
01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:01,041
Ms. Pembroke.
[chuckles nervously] There you are.

1176
01:04:01,125 --> 01:04:02,625
You're very late.

1177
01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:07,666
Correction, official man.
I'm fashionably late.

1178
01:04:09,458 --> 01:04:10,541
Take a seat.

1179
01:04:11,291 --> 01:04:13,101
- [Edward] Ladies and gentlemen...
- Aren't you...

1180
01:04:13,125 --> 01:04:14,958
Prince Edward of Belgravia.

1181
01:04:16,791 --> 01:04:19,208
Ms. Pembroke kidnapped my wife,

1182
01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:22,875
and I thought, if anybody should be
a character witness on her behalf,

1183
01:04:22,958 --> 01:04:24,125
well, it would be me.

1184
01:04:24,208 --> 01:04:27,333
But you just said she kidnapped your wife.

1185
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,000
Yes, I did.

1186
01:04:30,375 --> 01:04:33,916
And she did,
but since then, she has reformed.

1187
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:38,291
You see, underneath all of, uh... uh, that,

1188
01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:41,166
Ms. Pembroke really has a good heart.

1189
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:44,375
And yes, she has made some mistakes,

1190
01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:48,708
but isn't our ability to forgive
a measure of our own humanity?

1191
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:51,000
Especially at Christmas.

1192
01:04:51,625 --> 01:04:52,625
[exhales]

1193
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,166
Is there anything you'd like to add?

1194
01:04:59,833 --> 01:05:04,083
Everything His Royal Hotness says is true.

1195
01:05:04,583 --> 01:05:06,791
I've made some hideous mistakes.

1196
01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:12,083
In fact,
if you need to extend my sentence,

1197
01:05:12,166 --> 01:05:14,375
I completely understand.

1198
01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:17,041
Actually, I recommend it.

1199
01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:18,976
- [Edward] She doesn't mean that.
- Oh, but I do.

1200
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,208
- No, you don't.
- I do.

1201
01:05:20,291 --> 01:05:21,125
- No, you don't.
- I do.

1202
01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:23,416
- No, you don't.
- I think we've heard enough.

1203
01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:25,916
I'd like to confer
with my colleagues for a moment.

1204
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,500
- Of course.
- Take all the time you need.

1205
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,416
[cell phone beeps]

1206
01:05:35,541 --> 01:05:36,541
[cell phone buzzes]

1207
01:05:36,583 --> 01:05:38,541
[Peter] Damn it, it's not connecting.

1208
01:05:38,625 --> 01:05:41,666
Try my birthday. December 14th.

1209
01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:44,875
You and Hunter haven't been together
for more than five years.

1210
01:05:44,958 --> 01:05:46,958
He's not going to remember your birthday.

1211
01:05:47,041 --> 01:05:50,958
[scoffs] Trust me. I made an impression.

1212
01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:52,291
- Hm.
- Hm.

1213
01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:54,333
Fine.

1214
01:05:55,791 --> 01:05:57,041
[keypad beeps]

1215
01:05:59,208 --> 01:06:00,458
[keypad beeps]

1216
01:06:18,958 --> 01:06:20,958
[triumphant music plays]

1217
01:06:25,583 --> 01:06:27,083
[sighs] Here he comes.

1218
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:33,833
Well, that took forever.

1219
01:06:33,916 --> 01:06:36,666
Oh, trust me. It's worth the wait.

1220
01:06:39,541 --> 01:06:40,541
Merry Christmas.

1221
01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:44,958
[jazz music plays]

1222
01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:53,416
Doesn't the duchess of Marlborough
have this same bracelet?

1223
01:06:54,166 --> 01:06:56,291
And matching earrings?

1224
01:06:56,916 --> 01:06:57,916
Oh.

1225
01:07:00,791 --> 01:07:05,041
You know,
I think I left those earrings upstairs.

1226
01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:07,875
[tango music plays]

1227
01:07:07,958 --> 01:07:09,208
Shall we go and fetch them?

1228
01:07:13,750 --> 01:07:15,708
But they're playing a tango.

1229
01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:19,125
You always loved a good tango.

1230
01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:20,583
Then let's dance.

1231
01:08:05,375 --> 01:08:06,750
[tango music continues]

1232
01:08:57,833 --> 01:09:00,583
[crowd cheers]

1233
01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:33,166
[tango music ends]

1234
01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:34,375
[crowd cheers]

1235
01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:42,375
[Fiona breathes heavily]

1236
01:09:42,458 --> 01:09:43,541
[exhales]

1237
01:09:51,583 --> 01:09:55,375
Are you ready to go upstairs
and find those earrings?

1238
01:09:56,583 --> 01:10:00,666
[pants] So hot. I need water.

1239
01:10:13,666 --> 01:10:16,708
We've reached a decision
regarding Ms. Pembroke.

1240
01:10:16,791 --> 01:10:18,833
The fact that she was late
for this meeting

1241
01:10:18,916 --> 01:10:21,958
indicates a troubling disregard
for authority.

1242
01:10:22,041 --> 01:10:24,083
Added to her past transgressions,

1243
01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:27,208
it would appear that increasing
her sentence is warranted.

1244
01:10:27,291 --> 01:10:30,875
If I may be allowed to say,
uh, just one more point

1245
01:10:30,958 --> 01:10:32,458
about my wi... Ms. Pembroke...

1246
01:10:32,541 --> 01:10:35,333
If you'll allow me to finish please,
Your Highness, sir,

1247
01:10:35,416 --> 01:10:36,750
I said it was warranted,

1248
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:40,583
but I don't believe
it's the right thing to do.

1249
01:10:41,916 --> 01:10:43,250
Ms. Pembroke,

1250
01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:47,541
the committee is very impressed
with your sincere remorse.

1251
01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:51,166
You truly aren't the person
we met with before.

1252
01:10:51,666 --> 01:10:53,666
I truly am not.

1253
01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:57,833
Based on the testimony
of your character witness

1254
01:10:57,916 --> 01:11:00,750
as well as the recommendations
of Mother Superior,

1255
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:05,250
we hereby commute
the remainder of your sentence.

1256
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:08,291
It's a Christmas miracle!

1257
01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:18,000
[hesitates] Of course
we will miss you terribly.

1258
01:11:18,083 --> 01:11:20,333
Oh, of course you will.

1259
01:11:20,416 --> 01:11:23,125
Well, we best be going.

1260
01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:24,208
- [chuckles]
- Yes.

1261
01:11:24,291 --> 01:11:26,833
Thank you very much,
and of course, Merry Christmas.

1262
01:11:29,166 --> 01:11:30,333
[door closes]

1263
01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:34,666
I'm not sure how I feel
about getting Fiona off the hook.

1264
01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:37,458
- Let's not worry about that right now.
- [scoffs]

1265
01:11:38,125 --> 01:11:42,166
You know, it's deliciously exhilarating
engaging in all this skulduggery.

1266
01:11:42,250 --> 01:11:43,500
- Oh.
- [chuckles]

1267
01:11:43,583 --> 01:11:46,625
- [laughs] Come on.
- Ah.

1268
01:11:46,708 --> 01:11:48,625
[tense music plays]

1269
01:11:56,333 --> 01:11:57,333
[Peter exhales]

1270
01:11:58,541 --> 01:12:00,541
[triumphant music plays]

1271
01:12:09,666 --> 01:12:12,333
[alarm blaring]

1272
01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:15,208
That wasn't supposed to happen.

1273
01:12:15,291 --> 01:12:16,375
[groans]

1274
01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:18,875
Hey. What's that?

1275
01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:20,541
[alarm beeps]

1276
01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:22,250
It's a sensor in the gallery.

1277
01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:24,666
Something's happening.
I think it's an alarm.

1278
01:12:24,750 --> 01:12:27,041
<i>- Well, sort it out then!</i>
- I don't know what to do!

1279
01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:30,750
<i>- Use the laptop! Turn it off and on again.
- I don't think that's gonna work!</i>

1280
01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:31,666
[Reggie] Google it!

1281
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:32,750
Take this.

1282
01:12:34,291 --> 01:12:35,583
[Fiona breathes heavily]

1283
01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:39,791
[tense music intensifies]

1284
01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:43,000
[alarm stops blaring]

1285
01:12:44,250 --> 01:12:45,750
Hold on. It stopped.

1286
01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:49,208
For now, but the jig is up.
You got to get out of there.

1287
01:12:49,291 --> 01:12:50,291
[grunts]

1288
01:12:52,291 --> 01:12:55,083
- Maybe the music's vibration set it off.
- Yeah.

1289
01:12:55,166 --> 01:12:56,083
Psst, psst!

1290
01:12:56,166 --> 01:13:00,375
Psst! Frank! Mayday, Frank. Mayday!
Abort the mission.

1291
01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:01,791
- What?
- Get in the van!

1292
01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:03,875
[tense music continues]

1293
01:13:05,625 --> 01:13:06,625
[Reggie grunts]

1294
01:13:06,666 --> 01:13:07,708
[sighs]

1295
01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:16,625
[exhales]

1296
01:13:19,291 --> 01:13:20,125
Hm.

1297
01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,625
What about Fiona and Peter?

1298
01:13:21,708 --> 01:13:24,208
Me and Frankie boy, we're getting out
while the getting's good.

1299
01:13:24,291 --> 01:13:26,250
I ain't ending up six foot under.

1300
01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:27,333
Okay, I'm coming.

1301
01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:29,916
Oh God.

1302
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:32,916
Hey, hey, hey!

1303
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,083
[gasps]

1304
01:13:34,166 --> 01:13:36,041
[alarm blaring]

1305
01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:37,125
Let's go.

1306
01:13:37,708 --> 01:13:39,791
[tense rock music plays]

1307
01:13:47,750 --> 01:13:48,750
Stay here.

1308
01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:53,000
Oh. But... but... I've... I've cooled off now.

1309
01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:55,000
- I'll only be a minute.
- [exhales]

1310
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:56,500
[grunts]

1311
01:14:11,666 --> 01:14:14,333
- I'll be back as fast as I can.
- [gasps]

1312
01:14:14,958 --> 01:14:16,083
[exhales]

1313
01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:18,333
[spits and grunts]

1314
01:14:18,416 --> 01:14:21,250
[exhales] Don't panic.
Keep calm and carry on.

1315
01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:23,500
[exhales] And run.

1316
01:14:25,291 --> 01:14:27,458
- [alarm blaring]
- [pants]

1317
01:14:27,541 --> 01:14:29,642
- [man 1] Check on that room!
- They're coming. Take it.

1318
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:30,833
What about you?

1319
01:14:30,916 --> 01:14:33,416
Just take it. Go. I'll distract them.

1320
01:14:40,625 --> 01:14:41,750
[man 2] Hey! Over here!

1321
01:14:41,833 --> 01:14:44,041
[man 3 on comm] <i>He's heading
to the east stairway.</i>

1322
01:14:45,250 --> 01:14:47,083
<i>Alpha team to the east exit.</i>

1323
01:14:48,041 --> 01:14:49,708
[inhales] Almost there.

1324
01:14:51,375 --> 01:14:53,458
[man 4] Your cape, Your Majesty.

1325
01:14:59,208 --> 01:15:01,208
[chuckles] Thank you.

1326
01:15:06,875 --> 01:15:08,875
[car engine revs]

1327
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:17,791
Oh.

1328
01:15:17,875 --> 01:15:20,000
All right! Let's get the hell out of here!

1329
01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:21,125
Move it, Frank!

1330
01:15:21,208 --> 01:15:23,000
But Ms. Pembroke is not here!

1331
01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:25,416
It's everyone for themselves! Come on!

1332
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:27,267
- [man yells indistinctly]
- [Reggie whimpers]

1333
01:15:27,291 --> 01:15:28,458
Oh dear.

1334
01:15:30,208 --> 01:15:33,875
[Reggie and Mindy scream, groan]

1335
01:15:39,541 --> 01:15:44,083
Over here. Over...
Stop! Come back here at once!

1336
01:15:44,166 --> 01:15:45,250
Frank!

1337
01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:46,250
[grunts]

1338
01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:48,958
[laughs] That feels much better.

1339
01:15:49,458 --> 01:15:51,500
[screams] You're all fired!
Do you hear me?

1340
01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:54,041
No more free vacays and booze!

1341
01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:58,250
- Oh! What are you doing?
- [Mindy groans]

1342
01:16:01,375 --> 01:16:02,458
Thank God.

1343
01:16:02,541 --> 01:16:04,583
[Frank screams] Fear not, Ms. Pembroke!

1344
01:16:04,666 --> 01:16:08,041
- I will save you.
- [man] Don't let them get away!

1345
01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:09,791
[Reggie and Mindy scream]

1346
01:16:12,625 --> 01:16:15,333
Ms. Pembroke,
come with me if you want to live.

1347
01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:16,916
[scoffs] Go!

1348
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,625
- Right there! Right there!
- Get it!

1349
01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:22,750
[car honks]

1350
01:16:22,833 --> 01:16:24,291
[men shout indistinctly]

1351
01:16:24,958 --> 01:16:27,708
[cheering and laughing]

1352
01:16:27,791 --> 01:16:29,708
[Reggie] Yeah! [laughs]

1353
01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:35,583
[alarm blaring]

1354
01:16:44,083 --> 01:16:45,750
- I'll call the police.
- No.

1355
01:16:47,166 --> 01:16:49,291
No police, idiot.

1356
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:52,333
And shut off that alarm.

1357
01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:08,000
[tense music plays]

1358
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:16,875
[all argue indistinctly]

1359
01:17:16,958 --> 01:17:19,458
[Mindy] I said to him, "Don't go."

1360
01:17:19,541 --> 01:17:21,166
There you are.

1361
01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:23,000
- We were so worried about you.
- Zsst.

1362
01:17:24,791 --> 01:17:25,791
Explain.

1363
01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:26,916
Oh. [scoffs]

1364
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,791
Well, Mother Superior called,

1365
01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:31,041
and your disciplinary meeting
got pushed up,

1366
01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:33,583
so I had to be you.

1367
01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:36,333
But never mind me. Are you guys okay?

1368
01:17:36,416 --> 01:17:39,041
Well, more or less.
There was a bit of a hitch.

1369
01:17:39,125 --> 01:17:41,833
Peter had to stay behind
to create a diversion.

1370
01:17:41,916 --> 01:17:43,250
But he was able to escape?

1371
01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:46,458
Well, we still haven't heard from him,
so we don't know.

1372
01:17:46,541 --> 01:17:48,125
[Stacy] Oh. Um...

1373
01:17:48,208 --> 01:17:49,958
Well, did you get the Star?

1374
01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:52,875
Of course we did, royal worrywart.

1375
01:17:56,750 --> 01:17:57,875
[exhales]

1376
01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:02,416
[Margaret] Uh, Fiona.

1377
01:18:04,083 --> 01:18:05,291
What is it?

1378
01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:07,625
[exhales]

1379
01:18:12,958 --> 01:18:14,541
[gasps and exhales]

1380
01:18:18,083 --> 01:18:18,916
He switched it.

1381
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:22,208
Which means Peter has the Star.

1382
01:18:22,291 --> 01:18:25,000
He fooled every one of us
into thinking we could trust him.

1383
01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:29,208
After everything we went through?
I can't believe it.

1384
01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:31,125
[Margaret] Fiona.

1385
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,000
Fiona, you can't feel bad about this.

1386
01:18:34,083 --> 01:18:36,166
Yeah, it really isn't your fault.

1387
01:18:36,250 --> 01:18:38,083
Well, then whose fault is it?

1388
01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:44,250
- We're back! Merry Chri...
- We're back!

1389
01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:48,333
What the... Who the...

1390
01:18:49,083 --> 01:18:51,208
- Huh?
- What's going on?

1391
01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:52,708
I can explain everything.

1392
01:18:52,791 --> 01:18:54,041
Which one are you?

1393
01:18:54,125 --> 01:18:56,875
It's okay, Kev.
That's Margaret, not Fiona.

1394
01:18:56,958 --> 01:18:58,583
- Stacy?
- Yeah.

1395
01:18:58,666 --> 01:19:00,291
- And that's Margaret?
- Mm-hmm.

1396
01:19:00,375 --> 01:19:02,458
- Are you sure?
- Let me prove it to you.

1397
01:19:03,083 --> 01:19:05,000
- No, no, no.
- [Margaret] Shh.

1398
01:19:16,666 --> 01:19:19,041
[exhales] Okay. It's you.

1399
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:22,208
- Mm.
- Phew. That was really strange.

1400
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:26,458
I guess we should call a press conference
and let everyone know what's happened.

1401
01:19:26,541 --> 01:19:28,750
[Edward] I can see the headline now.

1402
01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:31,666
"Saint Nicholas's Star of Peace
gone forever."

1403
01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:34,208
I suppose we should cancel everything.

1404
01:19:34,708 --> 01:19:37,125
The tree lighting, all of it.

1405
01:19:37,208 --> 01:19:40,541
Well, first, let's start by informing
Inspector Moretti and the cardinal.

1406
01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:43,000
They deserve to be prepared
before all hell breaks loose.

1407
01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:43,958
Yes, sir.

1408
01:19:44,041 --> 01:19:46,625
Oh, um, you should know
the disciplinary committee

1409
01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:48,791
waived the rest of your sentence.

1410
01:19:48,875 --> 01:19:51,416
- What was that?
- [Stacy] No more community service.

1411
01:19:52,125 --> 01:19:53,125
You're done.

1412
01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:55,833
[Reggie] You hear that, Fifi?

1413
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:57,250
You're as free as a bird.

1414
01:19:57,333 --> 01:20:02,166
Even so, we're hoping you'll stay
and spend the holidays with us.

1415
01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:04,500
There's a noon flight to Capri tomorrow.

1416
01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:06,263
We can make it
if we leave after breakfast.

1417
01:20:06,291 --> 01:20:08,083
[solemn music plays]

1418
01:20:11,916 --> 01:20:13,916
[scoffs] Capri it is.

1419
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,458
- Yes!
- <i>Joyeux Noel, mes amours.</i>

1420
01:20:16,541 --> 01:20:17,541
Hm.

1421
01:20:28,375 --> 01:20:30,291
- Hello, dear.
- Hello. [chuckles]

1422
01:20:40,083 --> 01:20:41,750
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy!

1423
01:20:41,833 --> 01:20:44,625
[Mindy] Manderston Academy?
What we doing here?

1424
01:20:44,708 --> 01:20:48,541
- [Reggie] Looks like a school to me.
- [Mindy] Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.

1425
01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:50,666
[boy] Merry Christmas!

1426
01:20:50,750 --> 01:20:52,916
I hated school. Skipped most of it.

1427
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,291
That explains a lot.

1428
01:20:55,375 --> 01:20:57,583
Hey, Fifi, where you going?

1429
01:20:57,666 --> 01:21:00,416
- Stop talking.
- [girl] Emily, I'm gonna miss you so much!

1430
01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:04,041
- Me too. Happy Holidays!
- [girl] Bye! Have a great Christmas!

1431
01:21:04,833 --> 01:21:07,166
[mellow music plays]

1432
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:15,250
[footsteps approaching]

1433
01:21:22,416 --> 01:21:24,541
Where's the Star, Peter?

1434
01:21:26,166 --> 01:21:27,666
I needed to get your attention.

1435
01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:30,875
[scoffs] I want the Star.

1436
01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:32,125
And you'll get it.

1437
01:21:32,708 --> 01:21:37,416
But in exchange, I need you
to pop around to the dining hall.

1438
01:21:38,875 --> 01:21:40,375
What on earth for?

1439
01:21:40,458 --> 01:21:41,458
[sighs]

1440
01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:44,208
She wants to talk to you.

1441
01:21:44,291 --> 01:21:46,750
[scoffing]

1442
01:21:46,833 --> 01:21:49,625
How dare you tell me what to do?

1443
01:21:50,375 --> 01:21:54,333
Someone has to, or you'll just go on
living an empty, hollow life.

1444
01:21:54,416 --> 01:21:57,583
[scoffs] So that's why
you double-crossed me,

1445
01:21:57,666 --> 01:21:59,958
to let me know I'm destined
to be lonely and miserable?

1446
01:22:00,041 --> 01:22:01,333
More or less.

1447
01:22:02,166 --> 01:22:03,375
[scoffs]

1448
01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:05,875
Do you want to give me
what I came here for?

1449
01:22:05,958 --> 01:22:08,375
Or shall I call the police
and have you arrested?

1450
01:22:20,583 --> 01:22:23,083
[solemn music plays]

1451
01:22:25,208 --> 01:22:26,500
[Fiona exhales]

1452
01:22:27,416 --> 01:22:30,000
I know I said
I'd always be there for you, Pemmie,

1453
01:22:31,166 --> 01:22:33,750
but this is the end of the line for us.

1454
01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:37,000
That's a relief.

1455
01:22:41,208 --> 01:22:42,416
[scoffs]

1456
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:43,500
[chuckles softly]

1457
01:22:45,666 --> 01:22:47,666
[dramatic music plays]

1458
01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:55,208
[exhales]

1459
01:23:10,708 --> 01:23:13,083
[inhales and exhales]

1460
01:23:21,541 --> 01:23:22,541
[Fiona sighs]

1461
01:23:26,416 --> 01:23:27,291
Hello, Mummy.

1462
01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:28,375
[exhales]

1463
01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:33,375
I didn't think you'd come.

1464
01:23:33,458 --> 01:23:35,333
I wasn't going to,

1465
01:23:36,125 --> 01:23:40,666
but Peter said you wanted to speak to me,
so go ahead.

1466
01:23:41,541 --> 01:23:42,541
Speak.

1467
01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:46,208
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree,
does it?

1468
01:23:46,708 --> 01:23:49,708
Is that what you've waited
all these years to tell me?

1469
01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:54,000
Fiona darling, we can't go on like this.

1470
01:23:54,083 --> 01:23:55,750
Oh, I don't see why not.

1471
01:23:59,041 --> 01:24:02,166
You know, I've spent
the last few years traveling the world

1472
01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:04,166
trying to find some inner peace.

1473
01:24:04,666 --> 01:24:07,708
<i>Eat, Pray, Love.</i> It's so last decade.

1474
01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:08,791
[Bianca] That may be.

1475
01:24:10,541 --> 01:24:13,791
But it was on a retreat
at an ashram in Rishikesh

1476
01:24:13,875 --> 01:24:18,166
that I finally realized
that there has been a void in my life.

1477
01:24:19,166 --> 01:24:20,375
Something missing.

1478
01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:22,708
And it's my daughter.

1479
01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:23,916
[scoffs]

1480
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,000
Fiona. Fiona...

1481
01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:31,958
I love you more than anything or anyone.

1482
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,208
I always have.

1483
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:39,625
Do you have any idea what it was like

1484
01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:43,583
trying to be good enough
to be noticed by you?

1485
01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:46,625
Trying to be good enough to matter to you?

1486
01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:48,208
Better than you think.

1487
01:24:48,291 --> 01:24:49,958
Oh no, that is a lie.

1488
01:24:50,625 --> 01:24:53,958
You always had
somewhere else you had to be.

1489
01:24:54,041 --> 01:24:56,333
You always had a plane to catch.

1490
01:24:56,416 --> 01:24:57,583
I was running away.

1491
01:24:57,666 --> 01:24:59,833
- [scoffs]
- No, not from you.

1492
01:25:00,833 --> 01:25:01,916
Never from you.

1493
01:25:04,041 --> 01:25:05,041
Oh.

1494
01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:08,583
Your father was...

1495
01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:14,458
Your father was cruel to me,

1496
01:25:15,541 --> 01:25:17,083
and rather than suffer it,

1497
01:25:17,166 --> 01:25:20,458
I did whatever I could
to get as far away from him as possible.

1498
01:25:20,541 --> 01:25:24,625
Oh, so you're here to make excuses.

1499
01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:25,708
[Bianca] No.

1500
01:25:26,125 --> 01:25:29,000
No, there's... there's
no excuse for what I did.

1501
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:31,208
You're damned right there isn't.

1502
01:25:36,458 --> 01:25:38,541
[sniffs and chuckles]

1503
01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:44,083
I've carried this around for years.

1504
01:25:45,791 --> 01:25:46,791
Do you remember?

1505
01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:50,666
You gave it to me
when you were ten. [chuckles]

1506
01:25:55,625 --> 01:25:56,625
[Fiona scoffs]

1507
01:25:57,083 --> 01:26:01,625
When I was here,
I used to steal little trinkets,

1508
01:26:02,625 --> 01:26:04,500
wrap them up so that on Christmas,

1509
01:26:04,583 --> 01:26:08,166
I could open them
and pretend they were from you.

1510
01:26:10,083 --> 01:26:11,250
[scoffs]

1511
01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:16,375
I loved you so much, and I tried.

1512
01:26:16,916 --> 01:26:22,000
I tried so hard not to care
that I wasn't worthy of being loved back.

1513
01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:26,208
Oh, Fiona,
you wonderful, perfect little girl. I...

1514
01:26:27,208 --> 01:26:29,000
I was a wretched mother,

1515
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:31,708
and even though I don't deserve it,

1516
01:26:31,791 --> 01:26:35,958
I'm... I'm hoping that you can find it
in your heart to forgive me.

1517
01:26:38,250 --> 01:26:42,333
Please, darling.
Just give me a second chance.

1518
01:26:42,416 --> 01:26:43,541
[sighs]

1519
01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:48,791
Well, who knows how many Christmases
we have left, you and I?

1520
01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:57,375
It's too late.

1521
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,208
[sobs] Fiona.

1522
01:27:12,666 --> 01:27:14,125
[sighs]

1523
01:27:17,333 --> 01:27:20,375
["Home Is Where theLove Is"
by Cecilia Castleman plays]

1524
01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:22,833
<i>- ♪ I've traveled far ♪</i>
- [sobs]

1525
01:27:23,416 --> 01:27:25,416
<i>♪ Waited long ♪</i>

1526
01:27:26,166 --> 01:27:30,333
<i>♪ Counted down the days ♪</i>

1527
01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:33,833
<i>♪ Until I'm back ♪</i>

1528
01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:36,583
<i>♪ Inside your arms ♪</i>

1529
01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:40,791
<i>♪ The one familiar place ♪</i>

1530
01:27:41,291 --> 01:27:43,958
<i>♪ I've missed you ♪</i>

1531
01:27:44,041 --> 01:27:48,708
<i>♪ You've been on my mind ♪</i>

1532
01:27:48,791 --> 01:27:51,791
<i>♪ On my mind ♪</i>

1533
01:27:52,416 --> 01:27:56,458
<i>♪ Can't wait to be home ♪</i>

1534
01:27:56,541 --> 01:27:59,500
<i>♪ Stay a while ♪</i>

1535
01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:02,583
<i>♪ Stay a while ♪</i>

1536
01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:09,458
Hey! Come on, Fifi!

1537
01:28:10,750 --> 01:28:12,250
We've got a plane to catch.

1538
01:28:24,125 --> 01:28:24,958
Fifi.

1539
01:28:25,041 --> 01:28:27,416
- What?
- [Reggie] Where you going? Come back!

1540
01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:29,166
Come back! We've got a flight to catch!

1541
01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:32,333
- [Reggie] What you doing? We've got to go!
- Come back! We can't drive this!

1542
01:28:35,125 --> 01:28:41,333
<i>♪ 'Cause home is where the love is ♪</i>

1543
01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:44,583
<i>♪ Home is where the love is ♪</i>

1544
01:28:44,666 --> 01:28:45,875
[Bianca] Oh, darling.

1545
01:28:45,958 --> 01:28:47,958
[sniffs] Oh.

1546
01:28:48,041 --> 01:28:51,041
<i>♪ Home is where the love is ♪</i>

1547
01:28:51,125 --> 01:28:52,500
[sobs]

1548
01:28:52,583 --> 01:28:55,375
<i>♪ Home is where the love is ♪</i>

1549
01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:58,000
Shh, shh. It's okay. It's okay.

1550
01:28:58,083 --> 01:29:01,583
<i>- ♪ Home is where the love is ♪</i>
- It's okay. [chuckles]

1551
01:29:03,166 --> 01:29:07,208
- [exhales]
<i>- ♪ Home is where the love is ♪</i>

1552
01:29:07,291 --> 01:29:09,875
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1553
01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:14,750
[exhales]

1554
01:29:19,541 --> 01:29:22,541
Hey, everything is gonna be okay.
I promise.

1555
01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:24,166
- [sighs]
- [bell dings]

1556
01:29:25,250 --> 01:29:26,458
Right this way, please.

1557
01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:30,333
[exhales]

1558
01:29:32,666 --> 01:29:34,916
Cardinal Amoah, Inspector Moretti,

1559
01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:37,500
so good of you to come
on such short notice.

1560
01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:39,541
Your message said it was urgent.

1561
01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:41,666
[exhales] I'm feeling a little bit queasy.

1562
01:29:41,750 --> 01:29:43,291
[chuckles]

1563
01:29:43,375 --> 01:29:45,000
Please take a seat.

1564
01:29:49,375 --> 01:29:52,041
I do hope everything is all right.

1565
01:29:53,791 --> 01:29:55,416
[footsteps approaching]

1566
01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:57,500
- Um...
- It isn't all right.

1567
01:29:57,583 --> 01:29:59,583
- [sighs]
- It's fabulous, darling.

1568
01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:05,916
We gave the old thing a bit of a polish.

1569
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:07,375
- [sighs]
- [Bianca chuckles]

1570
01:30:08,208 --> 01:30:10,166
I do hope you don't mind, Your Eminence.

1571
01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:15,583
Mind? It looks spectacular.
<i>Gratias ago Deo.</i>

1572
01:30:15,666 --> 01:30:18,458
Hm? Botticelli, Versace.

1573
01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:22,291
Aw, Auntie Bianca,
what a pleasure to see you again.

1574
01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:24,000
- Pleasure to be seen.
- [chuckles]

1575
01:30:24,083 --> 01:30:26,833
[chuckling] And who do we have here?

1576
01:30:27,375 --> 01:30:28,875
Meow.

1577
01:30:28,958 --> 01:30:30,708
Mummy, please.

1578
01:30:32,250 --> 01:30:35,875
So, will the two of you be staying
with us for Christmas?

1579
01:30:35,958 --> 01:30:38,541
[exhales] Well, if it's all right
with Maggie Moo.

1580
01:30:39,208 --> 01:30:40,791
All right?

1581
01:30:40,875 --> 01:30:43,416
[scoffs] We'd be delighted to have you.

1582
01:30:44,250 --> 01:30:45,458
You're family.

1583
01:30:47,125 --> 01:30:48,125
[chuckles softly]

1584
01:30:48,166 --> 01:30:49,541
I suppose we are.

1585
01:30:51,916 --> 01:30:53,166
[Bianca chuckles]

1586
01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:55,708
[Stacy] Um, Fiona?

1587
01:30:56,875 --> 01:30:59,291
I know you and I don't have
that much in common,

1588
01:31:01,041 --> 01:31:02,416
really anything in common.

1589
01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:03,875
- Hm.
- [Stacy chuckles]

1590
01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:07,875
I just want to say
I'm really grateful for all you've done.

1591
01:31:07,958 --> 01:31:13,375
- You could have just disappeared.
- Oh, I've actually given up disappearing.

1592
01:31:13,458 --> 01:31:14,458
Glad to hear it.

1593
01:31:16,791 --> 01:31:20,291
By the way, how did you convince Peter
to give you back the Star?

1594
01:31:20,375 --> 01:31:21,291
Oh yeah.

1595
01:31:21,375 --> 01:31:23,375
He intended to, all along.

1596
01:31:23,458 --> 01:31:26,333
So does that mean
he'll be joining us for Christmas?

1597
01:31:26,416 --> 01:31:27,416
[Fiona chuckles]

1598
01:31:27,916 --> 01:31:30,500
Peter and I decided
to go our separate ways.

1599
01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:32,166
[Stacy] Oh no.

1600
01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:33,625
I'm so sorry.

1601
01:31:33,708 --> 01:31:35,666
Don't be. It's for the best.

1602
01:31:35,750 --> 01:31:37,291
I think you need a hug.

1603
01:31:37,375 --> 01:31:38,500
Please, no.

1604
01:31:38,583 --> 01:31:40,333
No... There it is.

1605
01:31:41,708 --> 01:31:43,208
[Amoah chuckles]

1606
01:31:43,291 --> 01:31:44,375
Aw.

1607
01:31:45,125 --> 01:31:46,250
[chuckles]

1608
01:31:47,250 --> 01:31:50,666
Hey, my family is from the Philippines.
We do hugs.

1609
01:31:50,750 --> 01:31:52,458
[chuckles]

1610
01:31:52,541 --> 01:31:54,541
[triumphant music plays]

1611
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:03,208
<i>♪ Up on the housetop, the reindeer pause ♪</i>

1612
01:32:03,291 --> 01:32:06,666
<i>♪ Out jumps good ol' Santa Claus ♪</i>

1613
01:32:07,166 --> 01:32:10,000
<i>♪ Down through the chimney
With lots of toys ♪</i>

1614
01:32:10,083 --> 01:32:13,333
<i>♪ All for the little ones
Christmas joys ♪</i>

1615
01:32:13,416 --> 01:32:17,041
<i>- ♪ Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? ♪</i>
- [woman yodels]

1616
01:32:17,125 --> 01:32:20,666
<i>♪ Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? ♪</i>

1617
01:32:20,750 --> 01:32:23,833
<i>♪ Up on the housetop
Click, click, click ♪</i>

1618
01:32:23,916 --> 01:32:27,625
<i>♪ Down through the chimney
With good Saint Nick ♪</i>

1619
01:32:27,708 --> 01:32:31,458
After all we went through,
it's a miracle this came together.

1620
01:32:34,333 --> 01:32:36,041
Ah, I knew it would.

1621
01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:38,125
[both chuckle]

1622
01:32:38,708 --> 01:32:40,916
You didn't tell me
what happened to Hunter Cunard.

1623
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:44,500
Oh, the police arrested him last night
trying to flee the country.

1624
01:32:44,583 --> 01:32:46,625
Guessing he's gonna spend
a long time in jail.

1625
01:32:46,708 --> 01:32:48,000
Well, deservedly so.

1626
01:32:48,750 --> 01:32:50,708
I gave them the diamond bracelet as well.

1627
01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:55,416
Did you happen to keep those red heels?

1628
01:32:55,916 --> 01:32:57,375
Kevin!

1629
01:32:57,458 --> 01:32:59,958
[both laugh]

1630
01:33:03,583 --> 01:33:04,916
[sighs]

1631
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:08,500
I couldn't be more proud of you
and Queen Margaret, of course,

1632
01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:11,291
for putting together
a beautiful event like this.

1633
01:33:11,375 --> 01:33:13,458
Well, I couldn't have done it without you.

1634
01:33:13,541 --> 01:33:15,625
Well, I dare say we make a great team.

1635
01:33:16,416 --> 01:33:19,375
Just like that dashing chap
who dresses up like a bat

1636
01:33:19,458 --> 01:33:22,125
and his, uh, beautiful catlike companion.

1637
01:33:22,208 --> 01:33:26,083
[laughs] Babe, Batman
and Catwoman aren't a team.

1638
01:33:26,166 --> 01:33:27,375
Of course they are.

1639
01:33:27,458 --> 01:33:28,458
[laughs]

1640
01:33:29,416 --> 01:33:30,458
I love you.

1641
01:33:31,041 --> 01:33:32,875
[chuckles] Cheers, darling.

1642
01:33:33,666 --> 01:33:36,583
You know, this is the best Christmas
I have ever had.

1643
01:33:36,666 --> 01:33:38,750
Oh, because someone spiked the eggnog?

1644
01:33:38,833 --> 01:33:41,791
No, it's because I have
my beautiful daughter back.

1645
01:33:41,875 --> 01:33:45,041
So, is this how
it's going to be between us?

1646
01:33:45,125 --> 01:33:47,125
All gooey and sentimental?

1647
01:33:47,208 --> 01:33:50,125
Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. Come here.

1648
01:33:51,291 --> 01:33:52,916
- Hm.
- [laughs]

1649
01:33:53,666 --> 01:33:54,916
Merry Christmas, darling.

1650
01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:56,750
Merry Christmas, Mummy.

1651
01:33:56,833 --> 01:33:57,833
Love you.

1652
01:33:58,708 --> 01:34:02,500
Guru Adishankar,
it's so lovely to see you.

1653
01:34:07,916 --> 01:34:10,083
[laughing] I'm so happy!

1654
01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:13,416
- I'm so glad we're together.
- Oh my!

1655
01:34:13,500 --> 01:34:14,875
- Perhaps...
- [both laugh]

1656
01:34:18,416 --> 01:34:19,958
[inhales and exhales]

1657
01:34:20,041 --> 01:34:21,291
[all laugh]

1658
01:34:21,375 --> 01:34:23,500
- Look at this guy!
- [laughs]

1659
01:34:23,583 --> 01:34:25,500
You! You look bangin', bro.

1660
01:34:25,583 --> 01:34:27,583
[Mindy] Well, hello, Mr. Handsome.

1661
01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:29,625
[laughing]

1662
01:34:35,875 --> 01:34:37,625
[Peter] Talk about clichés.

1663
01:34:41,166 --> 01:34:46,083
Beautiful woman, alone on Christmas,
gazing up at the night sky.

1664
01:34:46,833 --> 01:34:49,708
Hm. I expected better from you.

1665
01:34:49,791 --> 01:34:51,083
[Fiona scoffs]

1666
01:34:51,166 --> 01:34:53,208
I didn't think I'd see you again.

1667
01:34:55,833 --> 01:34:57,333
I was mad at you, Pemmie,

1668
01:34:59,166 --> 01:35:02,291
because you didn't care about me
as much as I cared about you.

1669
01:35:02,375 --> 01:35:05,625
And that's not a good reason
to be mad at someone, so...

1670
01:35:07,166 --> 01:35:09,500
so I came back to apologize.

1671
01:35:09,583 --> 01:35:11,166
Oh, zsst.

1672
01:35:11,916 --> 01:35:13,416
Zsst. Zsst.

1673
01:35:14,125 --> 01:35:14,958
[exhales]

1674
01:35:15,041 --> 01:35:17,625
It's my turn to apologize.

1675
01:35:18,458 --> 01:35:19,458
You were right.

1676
01:35:20,291 --> 01:35:24,666
I do shut people out.
It's always felt safer that way.

1677
01:35:27,208 --> 01:35:28,208
But now?

1678
01:35:28,541 --> 01:35:30,541
[dramatic music plays]

1679
01:35:31,750 --> 01:35:33,125
It's what Mummy said.

1680
01:35:35,458 --> 01:35:39,958
We never know how much time we have left
with the people we care about.

1681
01:35:40,916 --> 01:35:43,375
[sighs] And we can't waste it.

1682
01:35:45,041 --> 01:35:48,208
Promise me you and I won't waste
any more time.

1683
01:35:50,375 --> 01:35:51,541
I promise.

1684
01:35:52,166 --> 01:35:53,250
Swear.

1685
01:35:56,458 --> 01:35:57,625
No matter what.

1686
01:35:57,708 --> 01:35:59,541
No matter where.

1687
01:36:01,875 --> 01:36:03,875
[dramatic music intensifies]

1688
01:36:04,625 --> 01:36:06,583
[trumpet fanfare plays]

1689
01:36:13,166 --> 01:36:15,125
Ladies and gentlemen,

1690
01:36:15,791 --> 01:36:17,083
before we light our tree,

1691
01:36:17,916 --> 01:36:21,875
we just wanted to say
how happy and grateful we are

1692
01:36:21,958 --> 01:36:23,375
that you all are here tonight.

1693
01:36:23,458 --> 01:36:24,708
[crowd cheers]

1694
01:36:29,500 --> 01:36:34,875
And our greatest hope is that
the Christmas spirit of goodwill and love

1695
01:36:34,958 --> 01:36:39,458
fill the world and shine as brightly
as the Star of Peace.

1696
01:36:40,166 --> 01:36:44,791
So without further ado, Princess Olivia,
will you do the honors?

1697
01:36:48,875 --> 01:36:51,291
<i>♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪</i>

1698
01:36:51,375 --> 01:36:53,625
<i>♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪</i>

1699
01:36:53,708 --> 01:36:56,208
<i>♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪</i>

1700
01:36:56,291 --> 01:36:58,708
<i>♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪</i>

1701
01:36:58,791 --> 01:37:01,125
<i>♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪</i>

1702
01:37:01,208 --> 01:37:03,625
[crowd gasps and cheers]

1703
01:37:17,375 --> 01:37:18,666
[fireworks explode]

1704
01:37:18,750 --> 01:37:20,750
[crow cheers and whistles]

1705
01:37:56,208 --> 01:37:59,375
[intense romantic music plays]

1706
01:38:22,750 --> 01:38:24,750
[intense romantic music ends]

1707
01:38:27,208 --> 01:38:29,416
[joyful instrumental music plays]

1708
01:38:36,416 --> 01:38:38,083
[joyful instrumental music ends]

1709
01:38:41,291 --> 01:38:45,041
["Light It Up (Fa La La)"
by Kallico plays]

1710
01:38:50,791 --> 01:38:52,750
<i>- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ I'm feeling all right ♪</i>

1711
01:38:52,833 --> 01:38:55,083
<i>♪ Put the record on play
For a good time ♪</i>

1712
01:38:55,166 --> 01:38:57,083
<i>♪ Ooh, let the light shine</i> <i>♪</i>

1713
01:38:57,166 --> 01:38:59,750
<i>♪ Put a smile on your face
And you might find ♪</i>

1714
01:38:59,833 --> 01:39:01,916
<i>♪ It don't matter how low ♪</i>

1715
01:39:02,000 --> 01:39:03,833
<i>♪ You know we're gonna let loose ♪</i>

1716
01:39:03,916 --> 01:39:06,125
<i>♪ Don't matter near or far ♪</i>

1717
01:39:06,208 --> 01:39:08,416
<i>♪ There's only one thing we can do ♪</i>

1718
01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:09,583
<i>♪ Light it up now</i> <i>♪</i>

1719
01:39:09,666 --> 01:39:10,833
<i>♪ Light it up, light it up ♪</i>

1720
01:39:10,916 --> 01:39:13,041
<i>♪ Feel it all around ♪</i>

1721
01:39:13,125 --> 01:39:15,245
<i>- ♪ Light it up now ♪
- ♪ Light it up, light it up ♪</i>

1722
01:39:15,291 --> 01:39:17,500
<i>♪ Can you hear the sound?</i> <i>♪</i>

1723
01:39:17,583 --> 01:39:19,500
<i>♪ Ooh yeah
Heard it through the grapevine ♪</i>

1724
01:39:19,583 --> 01:39:21,916
- <i>♪ Ooh yeah</i> <i>♪</i>
- <i>♪ That we're gonna have a great time</i> <i>♪</i>

1725
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:22,833
<i>♪ Light it up now</i> <i>♪</i>

1726
01:39:22,916 --> 01:39:24,333
<i>♪ Light it up, light it up ♪</i>

1727
01:39:24,416 --> 01:39:26,208
<i>♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la ♪</i>

1728
01:39:26,291 --> 01:39:27,458
<i>♪ Light it up ♪</i>

1729
01:39:28,833 --> 01:39:30,833
- <i>♪ Ooh</i> <i>♪</i>
- <i>♪ It's a good sign</i> <i>♪</i>

1730
01:39:30,916 --> 01:39:33,000
<i>♪ Everybody laughing
It's about time ♪</i>

1731
01:39:33,083 --> 01:39:35,541
<i>- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ Let the light shine ♪</i>

1732
01:39:35,625 --> 01:39:38,291
<i>♪ Put a smile on your face
And you might find ♪</i>

1733
01:39:38,375 --> 01:39:39,958
<i>♪ It don't matter how low</i> <i>♪</i>

1734
01:39:40,041 --> 01:39:42,625
<i>♪ You know we're gonna let loose ♪</i>

1735
01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:44,375
<i>♪ Don't matter near or far ♪</i>

1736
01:39:44,458 --> 01:39:46,083
<i>♪ There's only one thing left to do</i> <i>♪</i>

1737
01:39:46,750 --> 01:39:47,750
<i>♪ Light it up now ♪</i>

1738
01:39:47,791 --> 01:39:49,000
<i>♪ Light it up, light it up</i> <i>♪</i>

1739
01:39:49,083 --> 01:39:50,958
<i>♪ Feel it all around ♪</i>

1740
01:39:51,041 --> 01:39:52,166
<i>♪ Light it up now</i> <i>♪</i>

1741
01:39:52,250 --> 01:39:53,791
<i>♪ Light it up, light it up ♪</i>

1742
01:39:53,875 --> 01:39:55,250
<i>♪ Can you hear the sound? ♪</i>

1743
01:39:55,333 --> 01:39:57,750
<i>♪ Ooh yeah
Heard it through the grapevine ♪</i>

1744
01:39:57,833 --> 01:40:00,208
- <i>♪ Ooh yeah ♪</i>
- <i>♪ That we're gonna have a great time</i> <i>♪</i>

1745
01:40:00,291 --> 01:40:01,208
<i>♪ Light it up now ♪</i>

1746
01:40:01,291 --> 01:40:02,666
<i>♪ Light it up, light it up ♪</i>

1747
01:40:02,750 --> 01:40:04,666
<i>♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la ♪</i>

1748
01:40:04,750 --> 01:40:07,083
<i>♪ Light it up-up-up-up ♪</i>

1749
01:40:07,166 --> 01:40:09,250
<i>♪ Ta-da-da-da-da ♪</i>

1750
01:40:09,333 --> 01:40:11,791
<i>♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪</i>

1751
01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:13,750
<i>♪ Ta-da-da-da-da ♪</i>

1752
01:40:13,833 --> 01:40:16,041
<i>♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪</i>

1753
01:40:16,125 --> 01:40:18,333
<i>♪ Ta-da-da-da-da ♪</i>

1754
01:40:18,416 --> 01:40:20,500
<i>♪ Yeah, heard it through the grapevine ♪</i>

1755
01:40:20,583 --> 01:40:23,041
<i>♪ One, two, three
Everybody have a great time ♪</i>

1756
01:40:24,666 --> 01:40:25,851
- <i>♪ Light it up now ♪</i>
- [laughs]

1757
01:40:25,875 --> 01:40:27,458
<i>♪ Light it up, light it up ♪</i>

1758
01:40:27,541 --> 01:40:28,833
<i>♪ Feel it all around ♪</i>

1759
01:40:28,916 --> 01:40:30,291
<i>♪ Light it up now ♪</i>

1760
01:40:30,375 --> 01:40:31,916
<i>♪ Light it up, light it up ♪</i>

1761
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:33,625
<i>♪ Can you hear the sound? ♪</i>

1762
01:40:33,708 --> 01:40:36,083
<i>♪ Ooh yeah
Heard it through the grapevine ♪</i>

1763
01:40:36,166 --> 01:40:38,267
<i>- ♪ Ooh yeah ♪
- ♪ That we're gonna have a great time ♪</i>

1764
01:40:38,291 --> 01:40:39,291
<i>♪ Light it up now ♪</i>

1765
01:40:39,375 --> 01:40:40,708
<i>♪ Light it up, light it up ♪</i>

1766
01:40:40,791 --> 01:40:42,375
<i>♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la ♪</i>

1767
01:40:42,458 --> 01:40:45,500
<i>♪ Ooh, light it up-up-up-up ♪</i>

1768
01:40:45,583 --> 01:40:47,416
- <i>♪ Ta-da-da-da-da ♪</i>
- [groans]

1769
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:49,958
<i>♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪</i>

1770
01:40:50,041 --> 01:40:51,875
<i>♪ Ta-da-da-da-da ♪</i>

1771
01:40:51,958 --> 01:40:54,458
<i>- ♪ Light it up now ♪
- ♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪</i>

1772
01:40:54,541 --> 01:40:56,666
<i>♪ Ta-da-da-da-da ♪</i>

1773
01:40:56,750 --> 01:40:58,666
<i>♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪</i>

1774
01:40:58,750 --> 01:41:00,458
<i>♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la ♪</i>

1775
01:41:00,541 --> 01:41:01,583
<i>♪ Light it up ♪</i>

1776
01:41:04,625 --> 01:41:05,541
[all cheering]

1777
01:41:05,625 --> 01:41:08,083
Oh my God! Phew!

1778
01:41:08,166 --> 01:41:11,916
["Better Than Christmas"
by LÒNIS Feat. Daphne Willis plays]

1779
01:41:13,833 --> 01:41:15,875
<i>♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do-do ♪</i>

1780
01:41:16,875 --> 01:41:18,875
<i>♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do ♪</i>

1781
01:41:19,708 --> 01:41:21,833
<i>♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do-do ♪</i>

1782
01:41:22,791 --> 01:41:24,875
<i>♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do ♪</i>

1783
01:41:24,958 --> 01:41:27,458
<i>♪ There's nothing like falling snow ♪</i>

1784
01:41:27,541 --> 01:41:30,666
<i>♪ Standing under the mistletoe ♪</i>

1785
01:41:30,750 --> 01:41:35,208
<i>♪ Bright lights
And the way they glow at Christmas ♪</i>

1786
01:41:36,875 --> 01:41:39,416
<i>♪ Decorations up on the tree ♪</i>

1787
01:41:39,500 --> 01:41:42,500
<i>♪ Little kids on Santa's knee ♪</i>

1788
01:41:42,583 --> 01:41:47,250
<i>♪ Sleigh bells
And the way they ring at Christmas ♪</i>

1789
01:41:48,000 --> 01:41:51,083
<i>♪ It's my favorite time of year ♪</i>

1790
01:41:51,166 --> 01:41:53,541
<i>♪ But, baby, when you're here ♪</i>

1791
01:41:53,625 --> 01:41:55,791
<i>♪ Oh, the only thing better ♪</i>

1792
01:41:55,875 --> 01:41:57,083
<i>♪ Only thing better ♪</i>

1793
01:41:57,166 --> 01:41:58,916
<i>♪ The only thing better ♪</i>

1794
01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:00,291
<i>♪ Only thing better ♪</i>

1795
01:42:00,375 --> 01:42:02,916
<i>♪ The only thing better than Christmas ♪</i>

1796
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:06,333
<i>♪ Is Christmas with you, yeah ♪</i>

1797
01:42:06,416 --> 01:42:08,375
<i>♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do-do ♪</i>

1798
01:42:09,333 --> 01:42:11,166
<i>♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do ♪</i>

1799
01:42:12,416 --> 01:42:15,416
<i>- ♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do-do ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1800
01:42:15,500 --> 01:42:17,208
<i>♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do ♪</i>

1801
01:42:17,291 --> 01:42:19,916
<i>♪ It's sweeter than any candy cane ♪</i>

1802
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:22,583
<i>♪ Knowing you're here for the holiday ♪</i>

1803
01:42:22,666 --> 01:42:27,750
<i>♪ And I can't wait
To celebrate this Christmas ♪</i>

1804
01:42:27,833 --> 01:42:31,458
<i>♪ Yeah, the season brings good cheer ♪</i>

1805
01:42:31,541 --> 01:42:34,166
<i>♪ But, baby, when you're here ♪</i>

1806
01:42:34,250 --> 01:42:36,125
<i>♪ Oh, the only thing better ♪</i>

1807
01:42:36,208 --> 01:42:37,708
<i>♪ Only thing better ♪</i>

1808
01:42:37,791 --> 01:42:39,375
<i>♪ The only thing better ♪</i>

1809
01:42:39,458 --> 01:42:40,750
<i>♪ Only thing better ♪</i>

1810
01:42:40,833 --> 01:42:43,583
<i>♪ The only thing better than Christmas ♪</i>

1811
01:42:43,666 --> 01:42:47,000
<i>♪ Is Christmas with you ♪</i>

1812
01:42:47,083 --> 01:42:49,833
<i>- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do-do ♪</i>

1813
01:42:49,916 --> 01:42:51,750
<i>♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do ♪</i>

1814
01:42:51,833 --> 01:42:54,166
<i>♪ No, you know it wouldn't be the same ♪</i>

1815
01:42:54,250 --> 01:42:56,958
<i>♪ If you were somewhere far away ♪</i>

1816
01:42:57,041 --> 01:42:59,916
<i>♪ But this year, you're right here ♪</i>

1817
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:03,375
<i>♪ And, baby, when you hold me near, yeah ♪</i>

1818
01:43:03,458 --> 01:43:05,250
<i>- ♪ The only thing better ♪</i>
- Everybody!

1819
01:43:05,333 --> 01:43:07,875
<i>- ♪ Only thing better ♪
- ♪ The only thing better ♪</i>

1820
01:43:07,958 --> 01:43:09,500
<i>- ♪ Only thing better ♪</i>
- Come on!

1821
01:43:09,583 --> 01:43:11,958
<i>♪ The only thing better than Christmas ♪</i>

1822
01:43:12,041 --> 01:43:14,500
<i>♪ Is Christmas with you ♪</i>

1823
01:43:14,583 --> 01:43:16,625
<i>- ♪ The only thing better ♪
- ♪ Only thing better ♪</i>

1824
01:43:16,708 --> 01:43:18,166
<i>♪ The only thing better ♪</i>

1825
01:43:18,250 --> 01:43:19,833
<i>♪ Only thing better ♪</i>

1826
01:43:19,916 --> 01:43:22,583
<i>♪ The only thing better than Christmas ♪</i>

1827
01:43:22,666 --> 01:43:25,500
<i>♪ Is Christmas with you ♪</i>

1828
01:43:25,583 --> 01:43:27,833
<i>♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do-do ♪</i>

1829
01:43:27,916 --> 01:43:31,458
<i>- ♪ Yeah, Christmas with you ♪
- ♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do ♪</i>

1830
01:43:31,541 --> 01:43:33,916
<i>♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do-do ♪</i>

1831
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:36,333
<i>♪ Na-na, Christmas with you ♪</i>

1832
01:43:36,416 --> 01:43:39,250
<i>- ♪ The only thing better ♪
- ♪ Choo-choo, do-do-do-do ♪</i>

1833
01:43:39,333 --> 01:43:41,958
<i>- ♪ The only thing better ♪
- ♪ Is Christmas with you ♪</i>

1834
01:43:42,041 --> 01:43:45,000
<i>- ♪ The only thing better ♪
- ♪ Is Christmas with you ♪</i>

1835
01:43:45,083 --> 01:43:46,833
<i>♪ The only thing better ♪</i>

1836
01:43:46,916 --> 01:43:48,958
<i>♪ Is Christmas with you ♪</i>

1837
01:43:51,625 --> 01:43:54,916
[rock music plays]

1838
01:44:34,875 --> 01:44:36,500
[rock music ends]